Recently the lovely Crystal Collier at http://crystalcollier.blogspot.com/2013/12/my-new-4000000-tv.html wrote a post about a television that can be purchased on Amazon for $40,000.
You can find the Big Ass TV here:
The Big Ass TV looks like this, only much bigger, as in 85 inches:
The hilarious part, as Crystal pointed out, is that people have been leaving reviews of the TV that are a riot. For example:
- We sold our daughter into white slavery so we could buy this TV.
- I got it because the two AA batteries were free with the remote.
- We got a banana slicer with the TV and the banana slicer has made our lives so much easier.
Of course, yours truly had to get in on the action. Here's my review:
I sold a kidney to get my TV. Now my other kidney is failing. If I return the TV, do you think I can get my kidney back? I like the TV. It's okay. But it will be too large to go in my coffin.
This TV has 642 customer reviews. If you need to laugh–and who doesn't?–then take a look at the reviews at http://www.amazon.com/Samsung-UN85S9-85-Inch-Ultra-120Hz/product-reviews/B00CMEN95U/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?showViewpoints=1.
By the way, you can talk to this TV, so the people who sold their daughter into white slavery don't need to get her back. They can chat with the TV instead of the kid.
Remember, you heard about this from Crystal Collier first.
Infinities of love,