Monday, April 25, 2016


Hello. It is I, Penelope. With bloggers busy A to Z-ing, Mom Mom said she would teach me a new way to write.

I have learned state capital letters and fengshuition. (Note from Penelope's editor, Janie Junebug: Penelope learned about state capitols at the same time she learned about capital letters. She also learned about punctuation the same day she heard about feng shui. She is quite stubborn in her beliefs that the terms state capital letters and fengshuition are correct.).

State capital letters means I put a bigger letter at the beginning of sentences and names. See? I am Penelope.

Fengshuition means I use periods at the end of a sentence and even commas when Mom Mom reminds me. It makes my sentences look balanced and more pleasing to the eye. 

I learn so many new words!

I have a new bed. Mom Mom thought it her bed. I showed her it my bed, but I let her sleep in it with me.

I put my red kong on the bed so I have a little chew when I wake up. Mom Mom is a good bed buddy.

I am good dog.

Okay. That is all.

Wednesday, April 13, 2016


Still workin' on taxes, and the Dude abides (fishducky, if you say you hate the Coen Brothers again, I'll fly to LA and kiss you on the mouth; you might even get some tongue action).

The Junebug abides, too, doin' taxes for the whole world, with movies on while she works away. Next up is Fargo.

And yes, I can do my taxes with a movie on. The movie keeps me from going completely insane. I'm only halfway there now.

This Junebug still loves you all infinitely. Thinking about starting my own religion and writing a book about it that's blank because my religion has no rules.

My rug ties the room together.

Shut up, Donny.