Gentle Readers . . . and Maxwell,
Mitchell is excited at Moving With Mitchell because he and San Geraldo have appointments for their first dose of the vaccine, so it occurred to me that I should mention
AS OF APRIL 23, I'M ALL VACCINATED, BABY!!!!!
didn't give me COVID
didn't alter my DNA
wasn't made out of fetal cells
didn't contain a microchip
didn't cause grotesque side effects
didn't cause anyone in my presence to become ill, sterilized, or grow 3 heads.
I still wear my mask when I go to the grocery store. If I need a booster shot in the future, I'll get it.
Infinities of love,