Let's start with my sweater because I have definitely needed it. It has been cold. I don't know why Mom Mom allows it to get so cold.
Isn't it a lovely pattern? It's soft, too.
Mom Mom wanted me to get up while she photographed me, but I wasn't in the mood.
I know I'm adorable. You needn't tell me over and over––unless you really want to do so.
Now, these are my red jammies.
Aren't I sleek in them? Mom Mom says I'm getting love handles from all the pretzels and cheese puffs that Grandma shares with me. Love handles? How absurd.
I get sleepy when I wear my red jammies. I want to take a nap.
That idiot Franklin dressed up for Kissmas, too. He has lots of fur and doesn't need jammies and a sweater the way I do because he is never cold, so he wore a banana. HAHAHA! It's not a banana. It's a bandanna. I bet some of you believed me when I typed banana! HAHAHA!
All right. That is all.
Signing off as Supermodel Penelope.
Don't tell anyone, but I really like the food Grandma shares. I even like Grandma.