This post will tell you the beginning of the story about my desire to murder Willy Dunne Wooters. I don't have time to tell you the entire story now.
Saturday evening I was looking at something online. WDW asked, Did you see that skit Jimmy Kimmel did about a Saved By The Bell Reunion?
I felt confused. Jimmy Kimmel?
I know someone did that skit, I said, because I saw it mentioned online, but I don't know who Jimmy Kimmel is.
He's one of those late-night talk show hosts.
I thought for a while, and then it hit me: JIMMY FALLON! I THINK YOU MEAN JIMMY FALLON!
Well, okay, said WDW, but then who is Jimmy Kimmel?
I don't know, but we'll find out right now, I assured him as I tapped away on my laptop.
Within seconds I said, Here's Jimmy Kimmel;
Jimmy Kimmel hosts a late-night talk show on ABC, I explained.
Then who is Jimmy Fallon? was the next, inevitable question.
I'm pretty sure he took over The Tonight Show when Jay Leno left, I said. He used to be on SNL. Sometimes I see clips from his show. They're really funny. I never saw Saved By The Bell, so it doesn't mean anything to me, but I saw that the skit was online. I didn't bother to watch it.
WDW said: Jimmy Kimmel. Jimmy Fallon. Are you sure there are two Jimmies?
I tapped a little more and said, Here's Jimmy Fallon:
So that's Jimmy Fallon, WDW said.
He used to be on SNL, WDW said.
And now he's on the Tonight show, WDW said.
Yes, I said.
WDW said, Do you mean to tell me there are two guys named Jimmy and they both have dark hair and they both host late-night TV shows? They even look a lot alike.
The truth is I didn't see that much of a resemblance other than dark hair (it's kind of like saying everyone of the same race looks alike), but I know better than to argue so I said, Yes, there are two guys named Jimmy and they both have dark hair and they both host late night TV show and they look a lot alike.
I put that
WDW said, Do you mean to tell me there really are two guys with dark hair named Jimmy who host late-night TV shows?
I showed him their photos again, and I said again, I've never seen Jimmy Kimmel, but I think Jimmy Fallon is funny.
Okay, that's all for now, but you can see where this is headed, right? It's headed toward a straitjacket for me.
Infinities of love,
to be continued