On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Eight Birkin bags
Seven Hermes scarves
Six cuff bracelets
Johnny Depp, Beck, and George Clooney
Three Maytag appliances
Two storm doors
And a Handy Man with no plumber butt.
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