Hi, Every Buddy! Hi! Hi! Hi!
I gots to tell ya, I had a bad day. Mom gave me that shower she'd been saying I needed. She said I was stinky. That was ridicurous. I stunk good.
She called me to the backyard. I knew what was up. She had the shampoo and the hose with the special shower thing on the end.
I stood still because I'm a cooperative kinda dog, but I didn't like it.
The worst part is always when Mom lifts up my tail and washes my bottom.
It's so embarrassin'.
When the humiliation was over, she dried me with a towel, but she said I was too wet to go in the house! I had to stay on the deck. That hurted my feelings.
So I licked myself dry.