It's time for more great search terms people -- and I use the word "people" loosely -- have used to find my blog.
Elvis Aaron Schwarz couldn't believe that someone would Google any of these searches.
|Hi! Remember me?|
I'm Elvis Aaron Schwarz.
I can't believe that someone would Google any of these searches.
Uh-oh, here we go:
Let's start with "alarm fur cobra movie scary." Huh?
"british rock star with bad teeth" -- this one I get
"chubby amateur women" as opposed to chubby professional women, I suppose
"no teeth woman" would be desirable for a smoother . . . let's not go there
"woman bad" -- I beg your pardon?
And now my two favorites (I can't decide which of these is better):
"fuck my company" or "girl with penis tits" -- which do you prefer?
I apologize, but I don't have a photo for "penis tits."
Please feel free to use your imagination.
Infinities of love,
I do like chubby amateur women, but the 'fuck my company' is better, maybe because of the cuss word....lol. Gotta hand it to you, these some are pretty screwed up searches....:)ReplyDelete
It's difficult to beat the f-bomb.Delete
Oh Janie, I don't know what that would look like even when I try sketching, not to mention my imagination.ReplyDelete
And you have such a good imagination! I thought that you of all people would give us an image.Delete
How come some people are SO WEIRD while you & I are SO NORMAL?ReplyDelete
I know! 'Tis a conundrum.Delete
Oh my! Who knew Snow White was such a dirty whore!!?ReplyDelete
The photo of that old woman with no teeth was horrifying. I love the Keep Calm and Fuck Off. Perhaps I can make it into a small sign I can just whip outta my purse when need be.ReplyDelete
I love that sign. I work it into my blog whenever possible. In fact, I might change the title of my blog to "Keep Calm And Fuck Off." Seriously. It would also be a great name for a band or the title of a self-help book.Delete
Is that first person who I think it is?! If so, girl, you have made my month!!!!!!ReplyDelete
It's Elvis Aaron Schwarz of course! Some people think he bears a strong resemblance to an actor.Delete
I wish people could find me through weird searches, but alas... my number one search term was "surviving Boys". Excellent work Google, well played.ReplyDelete