As promised, I'm presenting my top ten most popular posts as part of my one thousandth post celebration. This post was first published on April 12, 2012. Four hundred three people viewed "DEAR RYAN GOSLING". Isn't it amazing that Ryan Gosling looks so much like Willy Dunne Wooters? Maybe writing about Ryan helped bring WDW into my life.
Here's #10 on my top ten hits list:
Dear Ryan Gosling,
Although you're not Johnny Depp, oh, baby, kiss the back of my neck.
You're the same age as my son. I bet you're a lotta fun.
Some people might think I'm a doddering old fool, but oh, Ryan, I can be pretty cool in my high boots and my short skirt. C'mon. Let's get drunk and flirt.
Ryan, I fell in love with you when I first saw Lars and The Real Girl. You were so quietly sweet.
Then last year, in Crazy, Stupid, Love, you had The Hurricane and me in heat.
And now I've seen you twice in the last two weeks. In Drive and The Ides of March, you cannot be beat.
In Drive, you bash in a few heads. Some characters end up dead. But you don't truly want to kill them. You're simply protecting your woman.
You're so idealistic in The Ides of March. Idealistic and smart. You know how to get your way, and keep George Clooney's character at bay.
Oh, yes, yes, yes, dear Ryan Gosling. You are quite the hotling.
Infinities of Gosling love,