Thursday, December 8, 2022

I AM SUCH A WIENER

Gentle Readers . . . and Maxwell,

I've been away from the blogosphere because of the training I'm doing at work, so I was kind of late finding out that our beloved Mistress Maddie, who is so smart and funny, declared  me–– yes, me, the white bread girl from Kansas––the wiener winner in the captioning contest for The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts!

My entry:

There once was a fellow named Maddie
And if you were a fine pool boy, he'd have ye
And when he was done
In his tacky green elf shorts he'd tuck away his 14 inch one
And that was fun for our Maddie!

If you want to know how I know it's 14 inches, forget about it. I'll never tell.

Maddie will be sending me those nasty, tacky, flea-ridden elf shorts so I can hold a captioning contest of my own. Be prepared. 

My big concern? I will never look as good in those shorts as Mads does. He has great legs! Click this link to check him out.

I also cannot walk in a shoe with a heel so anything I wear is worn with Keds.

My training at work continues. It was rough at first, but it's going much better now. I will miss a little bit of training soon when our team heads out to a restaurant for a holiday lunch. Limit is $20 per person. That won't pay for enough margaritas to get me sloshed. 

Boo-hoo. I'll have to work sober that afternoon.

Infinities of love,

Janie Junebug






30 comments:

  1. Congrats on the Freakin Green Elf Shorts :) Have a good holiday lunch and good luck with the training.

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  2. Congrats, Janie! I look forward to seeing you strut your stuff in those elf shorts! Oooooooo, work it, gurl!

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  3. I am sure best person won ! ! ! love the cat photo,
    cheers

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  4. Congrats on the win! I think you'll look smashing in the shorts.

    The cat is too accurate. We have a new kitten and she thinks all the decorations are for her entertainment.

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    1. Cats are wonderful, but they do love Christmas trees and decoration.

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  5. Oh my god, that cat and Santa's Village! I don’t need to ask how you know about Maddie. Please. EVERYBODY knows about Maddie. Can’t wait to see what you come up with. That's what you get for being clever.

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    1. I'm not feeling very clever, but it's nice of Maddie to think I am.

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  6. I like the cat and the village
    xoxo

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    1. It's only right that the cat rules over all he surveys.

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  7. After this week, I feel like that gorilla!!!! Work has been crazy for me too. I don't know where the week went. I will be sending off those flea and stained riddled shorts soon!!! Just think of the very few elites on the planet that have had these in their possession from around the globe.... and now you'll be one!!!!!

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    1. I'm feeling quite elite. Don't rush to send the shorts, love. No need to stand in line at the post office.

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  8. If you put the shorts on the cat it would ignore the village.

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    1. That is true. I once put a bit of red ribbon around our cat's neck, intending to take it back off after getting a photo. He nearly lost his mind. It took hours to catch him.

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  9. Congrats on your win, Janie! I hope your training pays off with a nice raise. I'm trying to get back into blogging after a challenging couple of months. I am so looking forward to 2023. Enjoy the holiday season!

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    1. I will look forward to seeing you in the blogosphere any time you are around. I'm sorry your life has been challenging.

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  10. It is great to see some of my blogger buddies writing now even. I would like to start reading first and eventually start writing again. I have my shares of worries and to balance (some what) between worries and tranquility I may not loose my mind.
    Please take care of yourself.

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    1. You take care of yourself as well. No minds should be lost, although I often have to perform search and rescue to find mine.

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  11. Well congratulations on your rather naughty little ditty!

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    1. Thank you. I was thrilled to have Maddie's approval.

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  12. Ooh...green elf shorts. Congrats on your win! I hope your training is going well, Janie.

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  13. Congrats on your win! And I can't walk in heels, either.

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    1. If I try to wear a heel, my ankles wibble wobble and I get cramps in my feet.

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  14. Glad the training is going better. Fun memes;)

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  15. Congratulations, Janie! And welcome to the FGES Wearer's Club (I shall update the FGES Travel Map soon)! Can't wait for your take on the compo.

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  16. That cat knows his Christmas job;)
    Sandra sandracox.blogspot.com

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