Hi! Merry Kissmas! I am so excited that Santa Paws is coming soon. I have been singing lots. I changed the words to one song:
It's the most wonderful time of the year! There are parties for hosting and people for roasting and caroling out in the snow! There are scary ghost stories and tales of the glories of Kissmases when Mom Mom was 12!
Did you see the jokes I put in the song? Did you get it? PEOPLE FOR ROASTING!!! HA HA HA HA! I AM SO FUNNY!
And did you see the part about Mom Mom was 12? That's so silly. It's a joke because Mom Mom was never 12. She has always been just the way she is now because she is Mom Mom!
Grandma came to see me yesterday! She brought two cookies for me and two cookies for my big brother Franklin. I love Grandma! I love cookies! I love Franklin!
It is very, very cold here. I hope Santa Paws will still be able to come for Kissmas. I am worried about him freezing. I insisted that Mom Mom get out my Santa Paws sweater to keep me warm and to let him know I am a very worried little doggy who is waiting for him.
Then the toy bone I was chewing on fell off the bed. I did not know what to do, so I stared at Mom Mom until she picked it up and put it next to me.
Doing anything I need is in the Mom Mom job description. This is another joke! I am so clever! I am the smartest, funniest, most adorable doggy in the world!
I will let you know what happens with Santa Paws. Cross your fingers and your toes and hope for the best for me!
Bye-bye for now!!! Merry Kissmas!