Hi. It's me, Franklin the Bordernese and geeze louise. Mom has gone and done it now.
First it was, Here sweetheart, put on the elf hat so I can take your picture and then you can dig in the yard. So I wore the damn hat and then shook it right off and did my digging.
But then Mom said, Come here, buddy, I have something extra special for you. You're my boyfriend and I can't wait to see how much you love this present.
I couldn't resist that. I thought she'd give me a hamburgerger or something else really great. Instead, this is what she did to me:
Mom made me into a flippin' elf.
I turned my back on her. I was indinadignant. That means being upset and angry because you're an elf.
But then it was time to go out to potty before bed. It was raining. It takes a lot of time for my thick fur to dry after I'm out in the rain.