Hi. It's me, Franklin the Bordernese and geeze louise. Mom has gone and done it now.
First it was, Here sweetheart, put on the elf hat so I can take your picture and then you can dig in the yard. So I wore the damn hat and then shook it right off and did my digging.
But then Mom said, Come here, buddy, I have something extra special for you. You're my boyfriend and I can't wait to see how much you love this present.
I couldn't resist that. I thought she'd give me a hamburgerger or something else really great. Instead, this is what she did to me:
Mom made me into a flippin' elf.
I turned my back on her. I was indinadignant. That means being upset and angry because you're an elf.
Mom just kept right on taking pictures of me and telling me how adorable I was. I only got one tiny treat. I don't like to use bad words, but I told Ole Penlapee, This is bullshit. She laughed.
But then it was time to go out to potty before bed. It was raining. It takes a lot of time for my thick fur to dry after I'm out in the rain.
I discubbered that my hair didn't get as wet with my elf suit on! That was a good thing!
It's also pretty chilly here and it's supposed to get really really cold this weekend. Prolly colder than I've ever been before.
I slept in the elf suit last night. It was the first time I ever wore jammies.
So now I say Bye bye bye bye. I'm Franklin the Bordernese and I'm a cozy elf when I wear these.
Love it, your too cute FranklinReplyDelete
Thanks. I hope you get some elf jammies, too.Delete
You DO make one cute elf, Franklin! But I agree -- Mom Mom should have given you more than one lousy little treat for all the bullshit she put you through.ReplyDelete
Santa Paws will bring more treats. It's okay,Delete
Did Franklin seriously get used to the elf costume? You, janiejunebug, are pushing your luck with that good sport.ReplyDelete
I didn't even rub up against the couch to try to make it come off. It's cozy.Delete
I've heard of hand-models. Franklin is a hat-model par excellenceReplyDelete
Mom says that means I'm a milliner's dream.Delete
Glad that you were cosy. And hope that you get more treats.ReplyDelete
I hope Santa brings me the hamburgerger.Delete
Sweetheart, that IS bullshit -- pure, un-caninified torture.ReplyDelete
Love you and JJ, though.
I changed my mind about the bullshit part. It's nice to have jammies. Mom Mom and Ole Penlapee wear jammies.Delete
Staying warm is a good idea. It is supposed to get really cold in a lot of places all over so you will like those pajamas. lol!ReplyDelete
It's already getting colder here. I went out on the deck while Mom ate her lunch and I didn't wanna stay out very long.Delete
Not a fan of dogs in clothes, but that is super cute. Alaska's not a fan of her yellow rain slicker either, but with a triple coat of dog fur, she'd never dry out without it. And Lord, did we need it today.ReplyDelete
I usually don't want to wear anything except my fur, but it's very cold now and the elf jammies keep me cozy.Delete
Oh... I love how your buttering poor Franklin up for the Freakin Green Elf Shorts....or you man could wear them too! The one with the nice touche'!ReplyDelete
What? Mom is going to expect me to wear shorts? Oh, no.Delete
Franklin, you did the right thing, giving in.ReplyDelete
I made Mom happy and the jammies are comfy.Delete
Well Franklin your post made me smile. Nothing is cuter than an elf dog!ReplyDelete
Thanks! I'm adorable.Delete
Franklin, you are the cutest elf I've ever seen. Mom Mom owes you a big burger! Tell her I said so.ReplyDelete
I got a piece of hamburgerger last night. It had cheese. Yummy!Delete