Gentle Readers . . . and Maxwell,
The items I ordered on Amazon Prime Day have started to arrive. First to be delivered was one of the 9 naked men.
He arrived well-packaged and intact and headed straight for my bed. He
When I review this man, I'll give him
for a fine performance and reliability.I wonder if the other 8 naked men will be equally satisfactory. I hope they're delivered soon.
Infinities of love,
Janie Junebug
WHAT a delivery.
ReplyDeleteI always thought it was 9 ladies dancing. Had I only known!
ReplyDeleteWith Amazon, it can be 9 of whatever you want.
DeletePlease be sure to give us all the details! We are waiting with prurient curiosity fired up!
ReplyDeleteNo details forthcoming until the other 8 arrive.
DeleteGIRL.....now don't be given out all my secrets on how I get my houseboys!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteBuy must say....that flawless skin and one fine set of cakes!!!! No wonder you had fun with fireworks!!!!
Just hope they don't show at once. Like Mae West. "There is a lot of men out there. I'm exhausted...send one home."
I've been calling him The Man Who Sometimes Shares My Bed, but I've been finding him in my bed so often I think I need to come up with a shorter name for him. Maybe Sweet Cheeks.
DeleteI don't order from Amazon, but after seeing this I may have to rethink!
ReplyDeletexoxo
You'll be pleased with your order or get a replacement.
DeleteWell, have fun!
ReplyDeleteEnigmatic
ReplyDeleteYou ordered 9 naked men, I would be happy with 1, unless the one is fat and smelly then I passs..........lol
ReplyDeleteThat's funny.
Deletelol Janie
ReplyDeleteNot bad looking, from behind.
ReplyDeleteThe other side is nice, too.
DeleteI don't know where my comment went...I think it got ate! But now I can see why you didn't get out of bed with fine cakes like that!!!!
ReplyDeleteBreakfast in bed eh?
VERY special delivery! HAHA
ReplyDeleteWell hellllooooo Sweet Cheeks! ;-)
ReplyDeleteHow did I miss this post?! LOL
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