Tuesday, July 6, 2021

SPECIAL DELIVERY

 Gentle Readers . . . and Maxwell,

The items I ordered on Amazon Prime Day have started to arrive. First to be delivered was one of the 9 naked men.


He arrived well-packaged and intact and headed straight for my bed. He came was delivered in quite a large box.










When I review this man, I'll give him

for a fine performance and reliability.

I wonder if the other 8 naked men will be equally satisfactory. I hope they're delivered soon.


Infinities of love,

Janie Junebug



21 comments:

  1. I always thought it was 9 ladies dancing. Had I only known!

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    1. With Amazon, it can be 9 of whatever you want.

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  2. Please be sure to give us all the details! We are waiting with prurient curiosity fired up!

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    1. No details forthcoming until the other 8 arrive.

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  3. GIRL.....now don't be given out all my secrets on how I get my houseboys!!!!!!

    Buy must say....that flawless skin and one fine set of cakes!!!! No wonder you had fun with fireworks!!!!

    Just hope they don't show at once. Like Mae West. "There is a lot of men out there. I'm exhausted...send one home."

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    1. I've been calling him The Man Who Sometimes Shares My Bed, but I've been finding him in my bed so often I think I need to come up with a shorter name for him. Maybe Sweet Cheeks.

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  4. I don't order from Amazon, but after seeing this I may have to rethink!

    xoxo

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    1. You'll be pleased with your order or get a replacement.

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  5. You ordered 9 naked men, I would be happy with 1, unless the one is fat and smelly then I passs..........lol

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  6. I don't know where my comment went...I think it got ate! But now I can see why you didn't get out of bed with fine cakes like that!!!!

    Breakfast in bed eh?

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  7. VERY special delivery! HAHA

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  8. Well hellllooooo Sweet Cheeks! ;-)

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  9. How did I miss this post?! LOL

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