Gentle Readers . . . and Maxwell,
Stop me before I shop again––no, wait, I won't need to shop again till next year because I bought everything important on Prime Day.
On the First Day of Prime Day, I ordered just for me
12 tall tequilas
11 eager beavers
10 tender steaks
9 naked men
8 cunning linguists
A linguist dies
At the funeral, a fellow academic asks his wife, “do you mind if I say a word?”
She nods.
He stands and says “Plethora”, and immediately sits back down.
She says, tearfully, “thank you, that means a lot.”
She nods.
He stands and says “Plethora”, and immediately sits back down.
She says, tearfully, “thank you, that means a lot.”
7 pissed-off Penelopes
6 super salaries
5 fabulous Franklins
4 flying fucks not given
3 thankful thrivers 
2 tits up 
And a pride flag to fly from my house!
Infinities of love,
Janie Junebug
Hellooooooo!
ReplyDeleteI like the list, especially the tequila and the nekkid men and the Plethora joke!
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DeleteLOL! Smiley day! :)
ReplyDeleteA bloody good list that made me smile
ReplyDeleteYou made my day, Jo-Anne.
DeleteI like it!
ReplyDeleteHAHA! Thanks for the smile :)
ReplyDeleteHa! I love this! It's pretty (but not exactly) similar to my own list, actually. :)
ReplyDeleteDo you also want the 9 naked men?
DeleteYou can get all that on Amazon? yowza!
ReplyDeleteI was happy when I reached 9 naked men, but there was so much more. And “plethora” really made me laugh!
ReplyDeleteIf I can switch the naked men for naked women I am on board!
ReplyDeleteYou can order whatever you like, my friend.
DeleteThese are hilarious and will always take the naked men and the flying fucks
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