Friday, July 9, 2021

FRANKLIN FRIDAY: MOM WASN'T WEARING UNNERWARE

 A note from Franklin's mom: Franklin first told this story in 2017. I like to share it again each summer when it gets hot.


HI! Hi! Hi! Hi hi hihihihhhihihi Every Buddy! It's me. It's me. It's mememememememememe. It's Franklin the Bordernese and here in Florida we never freeze!



Mom says that lots of sad things have been happening in the world so it's a good idea for me to take over today. She thinks I'll cheer you up. She also says that next week she'll continue the story about how she was pissed.

Oh.

She says it's phished, but that doesn't make sense to me because that's not a word but I know Mom is pissed a lot. We love her even though she's grumpy and always saying Chicago prefers, Chicago prefers. Who cares what Chicago prefers? I don't.

So anydog, this funny thing happened in the backyard. It was a super duper hot day. Penlapee was wandering around, sniffing every blade of grass before she could decide which one she wanted to pee on. Penlapee is like that.

I was getting hotter and hotter waiting for Penlapee and I noticed a shady spot underneath Mom's nightgown. She hadn't gotten dressed yet because she says people who work at home get to work in their jammies, but I never see Mom do much of any work.

Because of the shady spot, I stuck my head under Mom's nightie. And you won't believe what I saw there. You really will not believe it. MOM WAS NOT WEARING UNNERWARE!

It was the funniest thing I've ever seen. snicker snort NO UNNERWARE! snicker snort Mom looks so funny under her nightie without her pink granny panties! I would describe everything to you but I'm snicker snorting so hard from remembering it that I don't think I can explain it. You have to take my word for it that Mom looks hilarious without unnerware. snicker snort

The man next door was out in his yard. He's nice and he likes me a lot. I thought he could use a good laugh so I took my head out from under the nightie and I barked to get his attention. I tried to say Hey! Come over here and look under Mom's nightie. She's got no unnerware, but I was snicker snorting so much that I couldn't tell him what there was to see. He said, Hi, Franklin, and he went in his garage. Boy, he missed his chance for a snicker snort. snicker snort

I'm so tired from telling this story and snicker snorting so much that I need a nap.


Before I fall asleep, would you like a kiss? Put your face down close to the box with the light in it, and I have my face up close. I'll give you all the kisses you need. I love to kiss, but I'm not kissing Mom under her nightie with no unnerware. Nope. I draw the line there. But you can have a big kiss on your cheek or smack dab on your mouth. Ask me for a kiss anytime. My kisses make every buddy feel better.

Okay. I love you. Bye-bye.

30 comments:

  1. Big smiles. Thank you and Franklin I needed them today.

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    1. I'm always happy to help, Miss Child of an Elephant.

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  2. I don’t think snicker-snorting was the desired reaction!

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  3. Ah, the sights an observant dog can see!

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    1. I don't get to see Mom without unnerware too often.

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  4. I can see that Franklin has never recovered from this experience. Maybe therapy would be a good idea? :D

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    1. I'm a pretty happy dog except when it thunders or the fireworks are popping.

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  5. Thanks for the kiss, Franklin!
    Scritches ~

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  6. Franklin's a good storyteller, and he gets around, if you get my meaning!

    xoxo

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  7. So THAT'S why you recently invested in new unnerware, eh? LOL! Or should I say, snicker snort!

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    1. Mom has new unnerware? I didn't know! She still doesn't wear it.

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  8. Even hot out I have my grannie panties on under my nightie--LOL! I can see now why that a good thing--LOL! Although I don't think Annie would bother to tell on me. ;)

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    1. That Annie is a cat, isn't she? You can't ever trust a cat, Mrs. Pita Pan.

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  9. A cutie.
    www.rsrue.blogspot.com

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  10. The snicker snorts crack me up :)

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    1. I love snicker snorting. It's fun kinda like sneezing.

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  11. What story indeed I like resding it

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  12. No matter how many times I read this story, I just love it! It is so hilarious!

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    1. Gosh, Mrs. Martha. I'm honored that you come back to read my story again.

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  13. You live a funny life and write the best stories, Gud Dug Franklin

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    1. Thanks, gosh, thanks. I'm sending even more kisses to you and Winston and Agatha.

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  14. Franklin finds entertainment in similar places my Cats used to... when they'd follow us into the Bathroom and stare at us on The Throne, as if it were entertaining... well, perhaps it was... us Humans are always good for a Laugh to our Fur Babies, I'm sure of it.

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    1. My son's cat used to go in the bathroom with him and press herself against his legs while he peed. She adored him.

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