Hi! Hi! HiHiHiHi. It's me me me me, Franklin the Bordernese. How's every buddy? A bad man has to leave the house that's white. Two dogs are moving in. They are named Champ Biden and Major Biden.
Maybe I'll get to meet Champ and Major. They look nice. So do their mom and dad. My whole name is Franklin Frederick Goltz. Sometimes Mom calls me Frank Fred for short.
We been having some problems around here. The Bad Thing happened. Me and Penlapee were scared. I look like this when I'm not happy:
Penlapee looks like this:
It's good that the pitchers of us look fuzzy. We feel all fuzzy and strange.
I heard Mom tell some buddy that since The Bad Thing happened we've got sneeze in your tissues. I don't understand. We sneeze sometimes, but we don't gots Kleenex or Puffs.
Oh. Wait a minute.
Mom says it's not sneeze in your tissues. It's behavioral issues.
I think that means going potty in the living room. Penlapee potties there every time she's scared. This is kinda embarrassing, but I think I pottied in the living room, too.
Mom doesn't get mad at us. She understands we're scared. I also heard her say I helped save her from The Bad Thing. I dunno what she's talking about. All I did was ask for my supper.
Mom makes little noises a lot. It means something hurts. We run to her when we hear her noises.
We're all kinda tired. We sleep lots, but yesterday Mom sat outside for a while to read her book. We helped by staying close to Mom.
Love is what we're all about.
It's almost bedtime. That's fine with me.
Mom says we'll forget about The Bad Thing after a while.
I hope so. Treats help.
Okay. I love you. Bye-bye.