I continue to lose weight with my high protein diet.
I was probably at my chubbiest when I tried to teach high school a few years ago. A number of the kids would pretend to cough to semi-camouflage calling me "Big Ass". I wanted to slap those racist juvenile delinquents and remind them that their butts were even bigger than mine.
I ignored it instead, because I had many more important problems with my students, and I use the term "students" loosely.
Well, no one can get away with calling me Big Ass now. I don't know how many pounds I've dropped, nor how many inches have melted away, but today I went to the dentist to have my teeth cleaned and I wore a dress that I bought about 15 years ago when I was a reporter.
The dress isn't as loose as it used to be, but it isn't too tight, either.
Now, I ask you: Is this a picture of a woman with a big ass?
Case closed. I think my tummy is bigger than my rear end, but I'll keep whittling everything down.
Infinities of love,