JANIE JUNEBUG'S TEASE: MY ONE THOUSANDTH POST CELEBRATION

Considering that I have now written 1,045 posts, I think it's time to make an effort to wrap up my ONE THOUSANDTH POST CELEBRATION. Weighing in at #3 on the top of the pops chart, here's JANIE JUNEBUG'S TEASE GRAND OPENING.  Originally published on March 3, 2013, this post has been viewed 1,886 times. 

However, I feel compelled to point out that in spite of the many page views, I have never earned enough to receive one single check from Cafe Press. Thanks to you lazy louts    cheap bastards kind people, I haven't met the minimum amount in profits that would grant me a check for $25. Pffffffffft.

Gentle Readers . . . and Maxwell,

I'm so excited! I've designed a line of t-shirts, and they're available in my online shop, Janie Junebug's Tease, at CafePress.com.

I had the idea for these shirts years and years ago but didn't know how to get them made and sell them until the famous author and publisher EC Stilson, a.k.a. my middle child Elisa at The Crazy Life Of A Writing Mom, said, Hey my mother from another planet, you can go to CafePress.com and design your t-shirts and they'll sell them for you.

I looked into it, and of course my brilliant middle child knew of what she spake. That's why she's a famous author and publisher who's on Wikipedia (can you tell I'm proud of my girl?). (Note: Sadly, Wayman Publishing was forced to go out of business recently.) CafePress doesn't charge me anything. I get a royalty for anything in my shop that sells.

For now, I'm sticking to white t-shirts with black lettering. But if you want me to add canvas bags or coffee mugs or bumper stickers, you just let me know and I can do it.

I have men's, women's, women's plus sizes, and junior's t-shirts. They come with short sleeves, long sleeves, or without sleeves. I hope you'll think they're cute.

Here's what I have available:

CATHOLICS DO IT WITH A VIRGIN

LUTHERANS DO IT WITH GRACE

SEVENTH DAY ADVENTISTS DO IT ON SATURDAY

BAPTISTS DO IT UNDERWATER

PENTECOSTALS DO IT WITH TONGUES

UNITARIANS DO IT WITH ANYBODY

ATHEISTS DO IT ALONE

AGNOSTICS DON'T KNOW IF THEY DO IT

JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES DO IT ALL OVER YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD

MORMONS DO IT IN MAGIC UNDERWEAR

If you have an idea for a shirt you'd like me to add, then please let me know. No copyright infringement, of course, and no profanity and nothing pornographic (that leaves out your ideas, Coffey).

The link to my shop is at the top of the sidebar on this page. It's www.cafepress.com/JanieJunebugsTease. I'll love you if you check out my shop and give me some feedback. I'll love you even more if you buy a shirt and/or if you spread the word on your blogs and on Facebook and Twitter. (I owe $2500 in taxes and I still can't find a job.)

But, you know what? If you don't do a darn thing, I'll still love you. I can't help it.

Infinities of love,

Janie Junebug

Update: I have added Editor's Tips Tease and Military Tease, and I'm not sure I love you as much as I did when I wrote this post.