Thursday, January 23, 2014

FRANKLIN FRIDAY: DOWNTOWN BLABBY

Note from Janie: I apologize for being an absentee landlord. I didn't feel well yesterday, and today I'm super busy. I watched Downton Abbey yesterday, and I feel comfortable with re-publishing Franklin's post. I'll try to get to MOVIE WEEKEND tomorrow. Thanks!


Hi! Hi hi hi hi hihihihihihihihiihihihihihihiiiiiiii! It's me! It's me! It's me! It's Franklin the Bordernese!



I can't believe how long it's been since I got to write a post. It was back before Kissmas. Mom has been keeping the laptop all to herself, but right now she's watching Downtown Blabby. After she's done watching – and believe me, we aren't allowed to talk while she's watching – then she talks on her phone to somebody and they fuss about a merry lady who's sad (I know: It doesn't even make sense) and they go on and on about stuff the douger counter said because she's so funny and they say they still miss lady syllable.

Whatever.

My friend Willy Dunne Wooters is coming to see me tomorrow night. I guess he's coming to see Harper, too, but I know he likes me best.



 I make sure Harper knows I'm the favorite and then sometimes we get into kind of an argument.




But I know I'm right. Willy Dunne Wooters loves me so much. He gets down on the floor with me and he kisses me and talks to me. I guess he kisses Mom and talks to her, too, but not on the floor. They sit in chairs and make me sit on the floor. If Willy Dunne Wooters needed to take me someplace, I bet he would carry me just like this:



Mom said she's going to make steaks on the grill, and you know what that means, don't you? Steak bones for Harper and me! We have to chew on them outside, but I don't mind.

Uh-oh. I think I hear Mom coming.



Time for me to click Publish and pretend I haven't been doing anything at all.


Okay. I love you bye-bye.


Franklin the Bordernese


16 comments:

  1. Franklin, you are the most clever Bordernese I've ever seen--being able to publish a post with pictures & everything with no help from your mom!!

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    1. Gosh, thanks, Mrs. fishducky. Us Bordernesers are people pleasers.

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  2. Oh, Franklin, you have a terrific evening coming up! When we watched Downton Blabby here on Sun. night, Tyson, the puppy, got himself stuck under the sofa and everything ground to a halt to get him out. Enjoy your bones and tell your mama hi for me!

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    1. I hope Tyson was okay, Mrs. Shelly. Tell him I said not to go places where he'll get stuck. I'll tell Mom "hi" for you after she finishes Downtown Blabby.

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  3. I just love hearing from Franklin, only he spells better than I do.

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  4. Howdy, Franklin! Pleased to meetcha! I had a lady doggie named Toto for more than 14 years. This past summer, she went to live on a nice big ole farm where she can run and play and be happy all the time. I miss her every single day, but I heard she's making lots of new dog friends there. I look forward to getting to know you and Harper. Enjoy your steak bones but please don't take them in the house and hide them in the couch cushions. You have the bestest mommy in the whole wide world!

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  5. I love you Franklin. You are one awesome pooch.

    Eddie says hello.

    -andi

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    1. I love you, too, Mrs. Myoo. You are pretty. Hi, Eddie!

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  6. Hi Franklin, Millie says hello.
    And could you send her a bit of your steak bone too? She knows just where to bury it for later.

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    1. Sorry, Millie. No can do. If I don't finish my bone right away, then Harper steals it. I don't have a good hiding place.

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  7. Or he could just do what my dog does.
    I am SO jealous of him.

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    1. Aren't all men jealous of what male dogs can do?

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  8. Hope you feel better soon. (Steaks sound pretty good!)

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