Hello. It is I, Penelope.
During November, all Mom Mom and Human Brother talked about was voting. Everyone should vote, they said. What is this voting? I demanded.
Mom Mom said, Voting is about making important decisions.
So I voted. I voted for more kibble in my bowl. I voted for Human Brother to share his tortilla chips with me. I voted for sunshine on a rainy day. I voted for Mom Mom to add DogTV to the satellite dish. I voted for Franklin to disappear.
My votes did not get me what I wanted. I will not give up.
It is cold. I must wear my sweater, but honestly! It is so last winter.
Mom Mom purchased some new clothes for me at Target, the fancy store for dogs. I tried them on and they were too small.
Mom Mom said, Penelope, you need to lose a few pounds.
So I vote for the pounds to go away. I am certain that this vote will come to fruition and I will be in my new clothes by Kissmas.
Good luck with that vote, Penelope, Mom Mom said.
I think she was being sarcastic.
That is all. Goodbye.