Hello. It is I, Penelope.
During November, all Mom Mom and Human Brother talked about was voting. Everyone should vote, they said. What is this voting? I demanded.
Mom Mom said, Voting is about making important decisions.
So I voted. I voted for more kibble in my bowl. I voted for Human Brother to share his tortilla chips with me. I voted for sunshine on a rainy day. I voted for Mom Mom to add DogTV to the satellite dish. I voted for Franklin to disappear.
My votes did not get me what I wanted. I will not give up.
It is cold. I must wear my sweater, but honestly! It is so last winter.
Mom Mom purchased some new clothes for me at Target, the fancy store for dogs. I tried them on and they were too small.
Mom Mom said, Penelope, you need to lose a few pounds.
So I vote for the pounds to go away. I am certain that this vote will come to fruition and I will be in my new clothes by Kissmas.
Good luck with that vote, Penelope, Mom Mom said.
I think she was being sarcastic.
That is all. Goodbye.
Sometimes you get what you vote for and other time you don't. I have voted to be a size 8 . . . no dice!
ReplyDeleteKeep voting Penelope!
I am persistent, as is my Mom Mom.
DeleteKeep voting Penelope. I think many of us have wished the pounds to leave us. Some day we WILL win that vote.
ReplyDeleteMom Mom has not shared food with me in a long time. Maybe I will win.
DeleteAww...poor Franklin. :-(
ReplyDeletePoor Franklin my butt. He calls me Penlapee and does his snicker snort.
DeleteI hope Penelope gets what she voted for this time... without sacrifice.
ReplyDeleteI will not sacrifice. I refuse.
DeleteHa! The sad (and frustrating) thing about voting is that we sometimes don't get what we want!
ReplyDeleteI am a beautiful dog and should always get what I want.
DeleteMore of you to love, Penelope!
ReplyDeleteI vote for my extra pounds to disappear by Christmas, too!
ReplyDeleteGood luck with that, Debra.
DeleteKeep voting, Penelope! ;)
ReplyDeleteIf Human Brother had taken me to the voting site, I would have voted for Joe and Kamala.
DeleteKeep it up, girl! Something good is bound to come of it. Hang in there.
ReplyDeleteYou are very encouraging, Inger.
DeleteI hope you got your sticker for Voting, Penelope, and wear it with pride.
ReplyDeleteI was supposed to get a sticker? No one gave it to me. I shall sulk.
DeleteDon't stop voting Penelope!! You're bound to get what you voted for one day. Hopefully, not in the too distant future.
ReplyDeleteI shall send Mom Mom to visit you, Yvonne. Perhaps she'll bring me along.
DeleteI vote for my pounds to go away! Only thing, I vote by mail in Georgia, so you know how that goes...
ReplyDeleteOh, so it's difficult to get your vote in.
DeleteThis is a great lesson for Penelope! Voting matters!
ReplyDeleteMom Mom showed me the Chocolate Crinkles on your blog. Now I vote for cookies.
DeleteHaHa :D
ReplyDeleteIf dogs ruled would it be a dog-eat-dog world, or will we be like a dog with two tails?
What says Penelope?
hello janie; I am following you! and hello penelope; such a pretty girl!
ReplyDeleteWelcome, Anne Marie. Penelope knows she is a pretty girl.
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