Mom Mom edited two books, so she ignored you and she ignored Franklin and me. We have not been fed or petted in weeks. Or perhaps months.
|Mom Mom neglects me.|
When Mom Mom came home, she said that she and Willy Dunne Wooters could not stand the odor emanating from the area rug in the living room. She and Daddy Dunne Wooters told me that the ammonia coming from the rug made their eyes burn and it was MY fault. I did not and still do not know what this statement meant.
|This is what I say to Mom Mom|
and that Daddy Dunne Wooters.
|Get over it, Mom Mom.|
And I tell you that Mom Mom is NOT the real
I am glad the rug went to live in another house. It was ugly. (And Cheap. So Cheap!) (Bad Taste!)
Now the floor in the living room is made of wood. Sometimes when Mom Mom goes out, she comes home to find a puddle. Mom Mom says if I continue to leave puddles on the floor, I will have to go in the prison cell while she is gone.
I think I shall make two or three puddles the next time Mom Mom is gone because when I go in the prison cell, I get my Kong. It is always frozen and has peanut butter inside. (Delicious! So Delicious!)
Ha ha on Mom Mom.
That is all. Goodbye.
|Mom Mom is The Queen of Grammar,|
but I am The Queen of This House.
Ha ha, how dare Mom Mom ignore you for so long! Well done for making them getting rid of the rug. You obviously need to pee on everything in the house you don't like and then they'll have to get rid of them too.ReplyDelete
You are very intelligent, LL Cool Joe.Delete
Hi Janie - well I'm glad someone had the rug. Oh dear Penelope - do try and control yourself and don't puddle - it's somewhat unfair on the two legged variety of animal - they have to clear it up and then clean it .. so that nasty smell doesn't 'invade'! Take care and look after each other - cheers HilaryReplyDelete
I swear I have nothing to do with the previous puddles and will only make future puddles to get what I want.Delete
Oh, Penelo-pee. Why must they make up these lies about us?ReplyDelete
I do not know, my good friend Gracie.Delete
Dear, dear Penelope, this outcome could be disastrous.ReplyDelete
I think it will all be fine. I'm in charge.Delete
Ha! Go, Penelope. It's all about the perspective.ReplyDelete
Yes. I shall go. Then I get my Kong.Delete
Oh, Penelope, the hardships you must endure! If I were you, I'd report that ungrateful Mom Mom to the Humane Society.ReplyDelete
Do you think they would take away Mom Mom? That is not good. She should stay here to serve us.Delete
Penelope! Where are your manners? It's not nice to pee in the house. You are a crafty little devil, manipulating Mom Mom into giving you that frozen Kong. ☺ReplyDelete
Yes, I am crafty, clever, and so beautiful.Delete
Penelope, you remind me of some of my favorite pets, who liked to tell me, "I didn't do it, and I'll never do it, again!"ReplyDelete
Maybe your Mom-Mom will let you help select the next rug to pee on... I mean, to nap on. Your opinion matters, too.
Mom Mom says no more rug in the living room because it's my favorite place to pee. Not that I ever did that on the rug.Delete
Oh no! Revenge is never good. :(ReplyDelete
Revenge is good for a Penelope.Delete
Now, now, Penelope, I'm sure Mom Mom hasn't been neglecting you all that much!ReplyDelete
You don't know Mom Mom the way I know Mom Mom. I am so neglected.Delete
Mom mom may write a book, "Penelope and Her Pernicious Pee-Pee"!!ReplyDelete
Mom Mom already spends too much time on books.Delete
A busy mum sucks, she is too busy to worry too much about others and it sucks because we feel lost and unloved when mum hasn't time for us but staying busy doesn't last forever and soon she has time for her babies again so all goodReplyDelete
I need Mom Mom to take care of me.Delete
Kongs with frozen peanut butter are the best!ReplyDelete
nom nom nomDelete
Mom mom has been hitting those frozen margaritas again, has she? Naughty mom mom :)ReplyDelete
Mom Mom is drunk all the time.Delete
Penelope, no need to pee on the bad rug.ReplyDelete
Just sit and stare at the freezer. Mom mom will understand !
Mom Mom is too drunk to understand.Delete
Aw, Penelope. I'm sorry Mom-Mom ignored you for so long and that you might be getting some revenge, but you're such a cute and precious little girl. :)ReplyDelete
Yes, it's true. I'm adorable.Delete
Awww PUPPY NEEDS PETTING!!!!ReplyDelete
I do. I need petting so much. No one ever pets me.Delete
This is hilarious ... um, I mean ... Penelope has been completely neglected, Mom Mom is under the table, and phoo on the rug, who needs a rug anyway ...ReplyDelete
I am not hilarious. I am neglected by drunk Mom Mom.Delete