Hi, Every Buddy! Hi hi hi hi hi hi! It's me! It's me! It's me, Franklin the Bordernese!
The sun is still shining here, but it's not hot like it used to be. It's bootiful outside. So I took Mom for a walk yesterday, and I bet I'll take her for another one today.
Mom is very well behaved on our walks. We start with me sitting like this:
Then Mom clips my red lead onto my necklace. My necklace has lots of pretty charms, including a red heart that has my name and address engraved on it, just in case I'm ever misplaced. I'm a high tech dog, too. I have a microchip inside me that tells who I am.
Here are my charms:
I make sure Mom holds the handle on my lead so she doesn't get lost.
Then off we go! Mom says, HEEL, Franklin. That is so ridicurous. I don't have heels.
I usually take Mom to the neighborhood park and around the neighborhood a bit. I'm proud of Mom, and I like walking her so every buddy can see what a good person I have.
Hey, I want to ask Mrs. Shelly about something. Mrs. Shelly! MRS. SHELLY! I know you're over there at La Tejana.
Mrs. Shelly, I wanna get up real close to you to whisper this question, in case it's a secret.
Mrs. Shelley, Mom says you have a new baby at your house. Will you please post a picture of him? We want to see him. I wish I could teach him all the important doggie stuff I know.
Well, I think that's all for now. I need to get some rest. My good friend Willy Dunne Wooters is coming over tomorrow to watch college football with me. We have a real good time together, even though I'm not sure what college football is. It looks kinda like a bunch of guys chasing a very big potato.
Willy Dunne Wooters can do this magic thing that lets him talk to the people on the TV, but he has to shout pretty loud so they can hear him. He especially likes to shout at the coach of his favorite football team. He yells, WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR? YOU DO THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER. YOU'RE WORTHLESS! ABSOLUTELY WORTHLESS. THAT IS SO FU
Oh. Mom says to quit while I'm ahead.
I'm gonna take my nap now.
And just in case you wondered, Willy Dunne Wooters loves dogs. He never shouts at us.
Okay I love you all bye bye.
Franklin the Bordernese