Sunday, April 17, 2011


A 54 year old woman had a 
heart attack and was taken 
to the hospital.

While on the operating table 
she had a near death 
experience.. Seeing God
she asked "Is my time up?"

God said, "No, you have 
another 43 years, 2 months 
and 8 days to live."

Upon recovery, the woman 
decided to stay in the 
hospital and have a
face-lift, liposuction, 
breast implants and a 
tummy tuck.

She even had someone 
come in and change her 
hair color and brighten her
teeth! Since she had so much 
more time to live, she 
figured she might as 
well make the most of it.

After her last operation, 
she was released from 
the hospital. 
While crossing the street 
on her way home, she was 
killed by an ambulance.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you 
said I had another 43 years? 
Why didn't you pull me from 
out of the path of the

(You'll love this)

God replied: 
"I didn't recognize you." 

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