INDICT ME ALREADY

 Gentle Readers . . . and Maxwell,

The felon who lives in the White House despises James Comey. Dissatisfied with action he took against Comey during his first administration (firing Comey less than four years into his 10 year-term as director of the FBI and seeing him indicted on federal charges that were subsequently dismissed), a feature of the felon's second administration retaliation tour is a second Comey indictment.

Comey's unforgivable crime was to take a photo of some shells on a beach in North Carolina in May, 2025, post the photo on Instagram and caption it "Cool shell formation on my beach walk."

The shells formed the numbers 86  47. Quelle horreur.

From Justice.Gov>Office of Public Affairs: The Indictment includes two counts, first in violation of 18 U.S.C. § 871, alleging that James Comey, 65, knowingly and willfully made a threat to take the life of, and to inflict bodily harm upon the President of the United States. This charge alleges that on May 15, 2025, by publicly posting an image over the internet via Instagram depicting “86 47”, which a reasonable recipient who is familiar with the circumstances would interpret as a serious expression of an intent to do harm to the President of the United States.

The Indictment also charges Comey in violation of 18 U.S.C. § 875(c), that James Comey consciously disregarded a substantial risk that his communication would be viewed as threatening violence, and that he knowingly transmitted a communication in interstate commerce that contained a threat to injure the person of another, which a reasonable recipient who is familiar with the circumstances would interpret as a serious expression of an intent to do harm to a person.

The felon justifies his weaponization of the Dept of Justice by stating Expert on organized crime, Don John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt wrote on social media: "86' is a mob term for 'kill him.' They say 86 him! '86 47' means 'kill President Trump." (The felon is the 47th president of the United States, was also the 45th, and thinks he was the 46th.)

Although "86" has never been part of my vernacular, I have long known "86 it" to mean "throw out something," or 86 alone means "a restaurant is out of something." Merriam-Webster agrees: Eighty-six is slang meaning "to throw out," "to get rid of," or "to refuse service to." It comes from 1930s soda-counter slang meaning that an item was sold out. There is varying anecdotal evidence about why the term eighty-six was used, but the most common theory is that it is rhyming slang for nix.

I've been posting 86 47 all over the place, so indict me already.

Infinities of love,

Janie Junebug