Wednesday, July 13, 2022

MAGGA

Gentle Readers . . . and Maxwell,

 


This gang of geese crossed the road to bully my duck friends, poop all over the place, and eat everything in sight. They bragged, We are not socialist Canada geese. We are members of Make American Geese Great Again and we will drive out the damn Democrat ducks. 

They even put up this sign:

No one ever had cause to praise the spelling of a goose.

I hissed at them and stomped my feet. They acted tough, but the next day they were gone



If only hissing and foot stomping could rid of us maga.


Infinities of love,

Janie Junebug


35 comments:

  1. Socialists or MAGGA, all Canadian geese excel at the Poop Olympics.

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    1. I have to take care to avoid stepping in it.

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  2. Great satire. Certainly fits the state of affairs we find ourselves living every day. Thanks for the smile.

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    1. I'm glad it gave you a smile. Crazy MAGGA and MAGA.

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  3. What are they doing down there? I thought they all came back up here to dominate and poop everywhere all summer--LOL!

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    1. They're all over the place here. I would send more of them to you if I could.

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  4. If hissing and foot stomping could get rid of maga you would hear loud cheers from across the world.

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  5. I feel aggrieved, disconsolate, affronted and heartbroken over the treatment of these CANADA Geese. I may never recover!

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  6. HAHA! Janie, this was hilarious. Thanks for my morning smile!

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    1. You don't go to spam, Martha, but for some reason your comments sometimes get lost among the others and I don't see them until they've been on my computer for a while.

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  7. This made me giggle. Thank you, Janie.

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  8. I also have pictures of similar gaggles of Canada geese blockading streets in Jacksonville! They're mad and power-hungry, like...

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    1. They are all over the place. They like to hang out in parking lots. When they cross a road, I swear they move as slowly as the possibly can so they can hold up traffic.

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  9. I look at all the ponds and lakes near me and I know why Canadian Geese were once on the endangered list. They all moved south and decided to stay!

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    1. They need their own retirement communities. Let them all go to The Villages in Florida, a MAGA heaven.

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  10. I love this so much! MAGGA!!!! Hahah!

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    1. I do enjoy the way the birds walk, lifting their feet so carefully.

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  12. On behalf of the Canada geese, I am sorry they are such @$$#*(#$ (if you read that carefully, you might be able to decode it). The sign is hilarious, and MAGGA is a brilliant play on MAGA :D

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    1. I decoded it through my newfound expertise in cryptography. You are too kind with the compliments, but I appreciate them anyway.

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  13. Canada Goose and Maga droppings are dangerous.

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  14. It's bad enough that the "tourists" have taken over our pond, but the geese poop is out of control this year. Nothing like side stepping a broken beer bottle (right next to the stupid trash can) only to forward step into a nice green mushy pile. :(

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  15. Hey, Janie! I keep commenting on your posts and they don't show up. I might be in your spam folder! HAHA Dig me out if you get this message!

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  16. MAGGA's are the worst!!!
    At spelling and everything else.

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  17. Amen to that.. if only it was that easy right?

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  18. Canada Geese are poop machines, but pardon me if I insist on pointing out that they are charming, intelligent, and in their chatty way very personable. I'm going to be the voice for them on this comments' thread.

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