Gentle Readers . . . and Maxwell,
This gang of geese crossed the road to bully my duck friends, poop all over the place, and eat everything in sight. They bragged, We are not socialist Canada geese. We are members of Make American Geese Great Again and we will drive out the damn Democrat ducks.
They even put up this sign:
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| No one ever had cause to praise the spelling of a goose. |
I hissed at them and stomped my feet. They acted tough, but the next day they were gone.
If only hissing and foot stomping could rid of us maga.
Infinities of love,
Janie Junebug
Socialists or MAGGA, all Canadian geese excel at the Poop Olympics.
ReplyDeleteI have to take care to avoid stepping in it.
DeleteGreat satire. Certainly fits the state of affairs we find ourselves living every day. Thanks for the smile.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad it gave you a smile. Crazy MAGGA and MAGA.
DeleteWhat are they doing down there? I thought they all came back up here to dominate and poop everywhere all summer--LOL!
ReplyDeleteThey're all over the place here. I would send more of them to you if I could.
DeleteIf hissing and foot stomping could get rid of maga you would hear loud cheers from across the world.
ReplyDeleteIf only it were so easy.
DeleteI feel aggrieved, disconsolate, affronted and heartbroken over the treatment of these CANADA Geese. I may never recover!
ReplyDeletePoor Birdman. I am a friend to the duks.
DeleteHAHA! Janie, this was hilarious. Thanks for my morning smile!
ReplyDeleteYou don't go to spam, Martha, but for some reason your comments sometimes get lost among the others and I don't see them until they've been on my computer for a while.
DeleteThis made me giggle. Thank you, Janie.
ReplyDeleteGiggling over a gaggle of geese is good.
DeleteI also have pictures of similar gaggles of Canada geese blockading streets in Jacksonville! They're mad and power-hungry, like...
ReplyDeleteThey are all over the place. They like to hang out in parking lots. When they cross a road, I swear they move as slowly as the possibly can so they can hold up traffic.
DeleteI look at all the ponds and lakes near me and I know why Canadian Geese were once on the endangered list. They all moved south and decided to stay!
ReplyDeleteThey need their own retirement communities. Let them all go to The Villages in Florida, a MAGA heaven.
DeleteI love this so much! MAGGA!!!! Hahah!
ReplyDeleteIt's nice to see you, Jennifer.
DeleteHow cool
ReplyDeleteI do enjoy the way the birds walk, lifting their feet so carefully.
DeleteOn behalf of the Canada geese, I am sorry they are such @$$#*(#$ (if you read that carefully, you might be able to decode it). The sign is hilarious, and MAGGA is a brilliant play on MAGA :D
ReplyDeleteI decoded it through my newfound expertise in cryptography. You are too kind with the compliments, but I appreciate them anyway.
DeleteCanada Goose and Maga droppings are dangerous.
ReplyDeleteI never know which I'll step in.
DeleteIt's bad enough that the "tourists" have taken over our pond, but the geese poop is out of control this year. Nothing like side stepping a broken beer bottle (right next to the stupid trash can) only to forward step into a nice green mushy pile. :(
ReplyDeleteOh, how awful!
DeleteHey, Janie! I keep commenting on your posts and they don't show up. I might be in your spam folder! HAHA Dig me out if you get this message!
ReplyDeleteMartha, you're here!
DeleteMAGGA's are the worst!!!
ReplyDeleteAt spelling and everything else.
Amen to that.. if only it was that easy right?
ReplyDeleteOh, don't I know it.
DeleteCanada Geese are poop machines, but pardon me if I insist on pointing out that they are charming, intelligent, and in their chatty way very personable. I'm going to be the voice for them on this comments' thread.
ReplyDeleteMirka: the only friend Canada Geese need.
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