Gentle Readers . . . and Maxwell,
The My Pillow Guy has suffered too much. I can't take it anymore. This man only wants to prove that Don John won the presidency! Why should he be chastised for simply expressing his beliefs? Besides, he has all sorts of evidence to back up everything he says.
He said he was beaten senseless.
— Miles O’Toole 🍀 (@MilesOToole3) August 14, 2021
Alas , it was a pre-existing condition.
That was me. I gave him the vaccine. Sorry guys. My bad.
— Jason S. (@jasonswritings) August 13, 2021
Which chip did you inject him with?
— Mike S (@metsfanmikes804) August 14, 2021
Mike Lindell now claims he was attacked by antifa. Next he’ll claim he was attacked by flying monkeys.
— Palmer Report (@PalmerReport) August 12, 2021
Word is Mike Lindell was 'attacked' by Logic, Sanity and Truth. That Crew is fierce.
— Don Lewis (@DonLew87) August 12, 2021
The police have discovered that is was one of the #MikeLindell pillows that attacked him yesterday. The police are now looking for any unnamed accomplice, suspected of being 100% Egyptian Cotton.
— John Walsh (@John8600) August 13, 2021
Go ahead. Laugh it up, people. You've delayed Don John's reinstatement by a few days, but you won't get away with this crap forever.
Excuse me. I can't write anymore. I have to pray for Mike's recovery.
Infinities of love,
Janie Junebug
Sigh.
ReplyDeleteSomeone wanted a selfie with him? Why?
He has his fans as does trump.
DeleteOMG! And it was a fan who wanted a selfie. Obviously the fan had a prexisting condition also. ;)
ReplyDeleteDefinitely.
DeleteThey did a brain scan after the “attack” and found nothing but synthetic stuffing.
ReplyDeleteHow shocking!
DeleteCan it get any whackier? Can we all agree to stop covering this madman? The whole planet is staring to fry and this is what we are talking about?
ReplyDeleteI'm not going to stop writing about these crazies. They are dangerous. We know that from trump's term in office and the many lies he and his supporters tell. The planet and everyone who lives on it will be in an even sadder state if trump is elected again.
Delete"He said he was beaten senseless.
ReplyDeleteAlas , it was a pre-existing condition."
Yes. YES!! YESSSSSSSSSS!
xoxo
Sometimes I love the twitterverse.
DeleteLMAO!!!
ReplyDeleteYeah, I read that story. Clearly some overeager admirers just wanted a selfie with the guy, and he felt he'd been abused. So ridiculous.
ReplyDeleteThe crowds of protesters outside the cybersymposium turned out to be a few supporters singing hymns.
DeleteSo funny! I love satire (and sarcasm).
ReplyDeleteSarcasm is my middle name.
DeleteNot good when someone is attacked
ReplyDeleteHe wasn't really attacked. I was being sarcastic.
DeleteHow did I miss that
DeleteThe My Pillow Guy is quite ready for a nice 100% Egyptian Cotton Straight Jacket, he's practically frothing at the Mouth now when they interview him... he's Mentally unraveled to the point of no return and made such a spectacle of himself that his Business will circle the drain right behind him going under.
ReplyDeleteI hope his business goes under. He lost his BBB rating because of fraud.
DeleteThe My Pillow Guy is a crazy, ranting, raving, lunatic. But I guess we shouldn't expect anything less since he does worship at the alter of the original crazy, ranting, raving, lunatic known as Donald Trump.
ReplyDeleteThat description pretty much sums it up.
DeleteHi Janie, this "My Pillow Guy" sounds like a raving lunatic! We haven't heard anything about this in Canada, but I always love your sense of humour. ☺
ReplyDeleteBe glad you don't have the my pillow guy.
Delete(shakes head, rolls eyes) I just do not understand these people and what they're hoping to achieve by some of this shit. (shakes head, rolls eyes again. And again. And againz) I'm all for differences of opinion, political and otherwise, but these lunatics are completely unmoored.
ReplyDeleteDifferences are fine and can lead to better outcomes when the different opinion makes sense and can lead to improvements. Nothing about the my pillow guy makes sense and these people who don't make sense are dangerous.
DeleteA pre-exisiting condition, ideed.
ReplyDeleteWell, he was a crack addict.
DeleteI don't fully understand everything that's going on here (different country), but it reads like a whacky reality show. Very entertaining! ☺
ReplyDeleteI see the entertainment value in it, obviously, but the guy is unhinged and dangerous in his desire to put trump back in the presidency. Originally, he said it would happen Aug. 13. Now he's shooting for Sept.
DeleteObviously unhinged, but then so many of them are. ��
DeleteI haven't felt this confused since Trump was President.
DeleteLove.
"aggressively poked" *snort*
ReplyDeleteI know.
DeleteHi, Janie! This is so funny, but also very, very sad. People around the world are wondering what has happened to the USA. I hope you accomplish a lot on your blogging break. Hugs to you and take care!
ReplyDeleteI was foolish enough to expect clear sailing with Biden's inauguration, but the insanity never dissipates. For every problem I solve, two more seem to crop up so I'm not returning to blogging yet.
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