Gentle Readers . . . and Maxwell,
The My Pillow Guy has suffered too much. I can't take it anymore. This man only wants to prove that Don John won the presidency! Why should he be chastised for simply expressing his beliefs? Besides, he has all sorts of evidence to back up everything he says.
He said he was beaten senseless.— Miles O’Toole 🍀 (@MilesOToole3) August 14, 2021
Alas , it was a pre-existing condition.
That was me. I gave him the vaccine. Sorry guys. My bad.— Jason S. (@jasonswritings) August 13, 2021
Which chip did you inject him with?— Mike S (@metsfanmikes804) August 14, 2021
Mike Lindell now claims he was attacked by antifa. Next he’ll claim he was attacked by flying monkeys.— Palmer Report (@PalmerReport) August 12, 2021
Word is Mike Lindell was 'attacked' by Logic, Sanity and Truth. That Crew is fierce.— Don Lewis (@DonLew87) August 12, 2021
The police have discovered that is was one of the #MikeLindell pillows that attacked him yesterday. The police are now looking for any unnamed accomplice, suspected of being 100% Egyptian Cotton.— John Walsh (@John8600) August 13, 2021
Go ahead. Laugh it up, people. You've delayed Don John's reinstatement by a few days, but you won't get away with this crap forever.
Excuse me. I can't write anymore. I have to pray for Mike's recovery.
Infinities of love,