Wednesday, June 23, 2021

AND A PRIDE FLAG TO FLY FROM MY HOUSE

 Gentle Readers . . . and Maxwell,

Stop me before I shop again––no, wait, I won't need to shop again till next year because I bought everything important on Prime Day.

On the First Day of Prime Day, I ordered just for me

12 tall tequilas 

11 eager beavers  

10  tender steaks  

9 naked men 

8 cunning linguists   

A linguist dies

At the funeral, a fellow academic asks his wife, “do you mind if I say a word?”
She nods.
He stands and says “Plethora”, and immediately sits back down.
She says, tearfully, “thank you, that means a lot.”

7 pissed-off Penelopes   

6 super salaries   

5 fabulous Franklins  

4 flying fucks not given  

3 thankful thrivers  

2 tits up 

 
And a pride flag to fly from my house!



Infinities of love,

Janie Junebug




14 comments:

  1. Hellooooooo!
    I like the list, especially the tequila and the nekkid men and the Plethora joke!

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  2. A bloody good list that made me smile

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  3. HAHA! Thanks for the smile :)

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  4. Ha! I love this! It's pretty (but not exactly) similar to my own list, actually. :)

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  5. You can get all that on Amazon? yowza!

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  6. I was happy when I reached 9 naked men, but there was so much more. And “plethora” really made me laugh!

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  7. If I can switch the naked men for naked women I am on board!

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  8. These are hilarious and will always take the naked men and the flying fucks

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