Yes, Folks, Operators Are Standing By To Accept Your Reservations
FOR SUMMER 2021 at
THE LAKE JUNEBUG RESORT & RUMPUS ROOM!!!
As usual, we offer stays in Synecdoche Space, Verisimilitude Venue, Antihero Annex, Tautology Territory, Epic Expanse, and Cacophony Chamber!!!
For a small additional fee, you can create a package experience that includes access to our charming deck
where you'll overlook the sparkling waters of Lake Junebug, along with our exotic vegetation!!!
You might even spot POOPING PENELOPE
and FUN FRANKLIN!!!
Every single Saturday throughout the summer, we'll offer the AMAZING LAWNMOWER PARADE and DARING LADDER CLIMB!!!
Games for adults include the REPAIR THE DECK CHALLENGE
and DEAL WITH THE LEAKY WINDOW DEVELOPMENT!!!
Send the kids out for DODGE THE LIGHTNING during our fun daily thunderstorms
and for indoor merrymaking they can play FIND THE BED!!!
By playing games, families can accumulate enough points to earn A FREE MOVIE NIGHT!!!
AAAAAAAND
WE'VE ADDED A NEW ATTRACTION!!!
We Know You'll Be Thrilled Byyyyyyyy
THE GODDAM NEIGHBOR WHO HAS BAND PRACTICE WITH HIS BUDDIES EVERY WEEKEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YES, IT'S LIVE MUSIC EVERY SINGLE WEEKEND!!!!!!
We can't wait to see you again at The Lake Junebug Resort & Rumpus Room and we know you can't wait to arrive!!!!
Call 5-555-555-555555 to speak with our operators, or tell us in your comment which area you want and select your package plan!!!!
WE
CAN'T
WAIT!!!!!!
I just hopped over from another blog to ask how you are; haven't heard a word in awhile.
ReplyDeleteWell, you do have a wet surround.
It was pretty dry until recently. If it rains again soon, then I'll need to hook up the pump.
DeleteI can send my carpenter bees to finish (off) that deck.
ReplyDeleteYou need to make a reservation for them first.
DeleteI do love the homemade lake in the garden. Lots of people spend a great deal of money to get that. :D
ReplyDeleteI hope the people who spend $ on their lakes get something prettier than my flooded backyard.
DeleteDodge the lightning! Maybe you should let those neighbors do their band practice in Lake Junebug (on a stormy night). Are you listed with AirBnB?
ReplyDeleteYes, they can plug in their instruments, stand in the water, and play Dodge The Lightning. It's not for children only. Lake Junebug is not on AirBnB, but I bet it would be popular.
DeleteHi Janie - well that sounds like some work ... I sincerely hope you can manage to sort it all out ... take care and all the best - Hilary
ReplyDeleteEverything will be fine, Hilary. Never fear.
DeleteOh dear. New challenges now that we no longer shelter in place.
ReplyDeleteLife always presents us with challenges.
DeleteYour deck and window need help, yes...and your yard needs water relief! Goodness! Most of all, you need some relief. love and hugs
ReplyDeleteThank you, Rita Pita Pan, but my backyard always fills up when we have a heavy rain. At least I have my little pump that could. The only thing I'm actually concerned about is the window.
DeleteIt's so beautiful you'd better hurry to make your reservations because we'll be all booked up in a few days.
ReplyDeleteMe making a reservation anywhere is not likely to happen except maybe to what..............I have nothing...........lol
ReplyDeleteBut everyone wants to vacation at The Lake Junebug Resort!
DeleteAny place you resort to is a resort
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking about adding a Lake Junebug Resort Writer's Retreat. Yes, it will be for one writer.
DeleteSign me up for Penelope and Franklin, please! I got my own broken deck boards and hidden bed, so I'll pass on those :)
ReplyDeleteThat lightning bolt was impressive!
Penelope and Franklin are ready for you anytime. At least I'm not the only one with a falling apart deck and a bedroom that never seems to get cleaned out. I'm thrilled that you like the lightning bolt. That was my very first time creating a Lake Junebug Resort video.
DeleteHa! And even live music. The phones are no doubt ringing off their hooks:)
ReplyDeleteFun post.
Thank you, Sandra. Yes, the phones haven't stopped ringing.
DeleteSounds brilliant! If only we were allowed to travel!
ReplyDeleteAs soon as you're allowed, we'll expect your arrival and charge a massive cancelation fee if you can't make it.
DeleteHa! There will now be a stampede for reservations! Prepare yourself!
ReplyDeleteSome old folks who are going to retire might want The Permanent Package that includes Spot The Dog Poop In The Yard.
DeleteIf Penelope and Franklin are part of the package, I'm in! xo
ReplyDeletePenelope and Franklin will welcome you with wagging tails, Martha.
DeleteFor some reason, all these posts did not show up in my Blog Reader until today. Something weird going on here!
ReplyDeleteThey showed up today because I figured out what was wrong. My feedburner URL was broken.
DeleteWhat in the world is going on!?!?!?!?! Did you have a flood or something? I feel I have missed some posts or something. Are you moving or something? I have wondered where you have been.
ReplyDeleteAs above, I was about to comment that your posts have not been showing up in my blog feed, and I missed the chance to make a reservation at this impressive resort. Damn!
ReplyDeleteIt's not too late, David, although it's SRO for sleeping.
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