It's time for The Cephalopod Coffeehouse, hosted by The Armchair Squid.
The idea is simple: On the last Friday of each month, post about the best book you've finished over the past month while visiting other bloggers doing the same. In this way, we'll all have the opportunity to share our thoughts with other enthusiastic readers.
My book for September is Vibrizzio by Nicki Elson of Nicki Elson's Not So Deep Thoughts. I confess I did not read this book during September. I read it several months ago. It suddenly occurred to me yesterday that I had never made Vibrizzio my book of the month for The Cephalopod Coffeehouse!
What was wrong with me? I felt shocked and appalled! Dazed and confused! Dismayed and stunned! Stupored and bewilderfied!
Okay. I'll stop with the synonyms now--some of which I might have sort of invented--and tell you about the book.
Oh, me-oh-my-oh! Nicki Elson has gone and done it again. Her most recent book is the romantically sexy Vibrizzio. Lascivious Lyssa loves and lusts after her lovely lover, Vibrizzio, which just happens to be the name of her vibrator.
From the book:
“Having a good time?” Keith asked, stepping through the bathroom doorway and buttoning his jeans
around his lean waist. “Y’might want to turn that off now.”
“Huh?” Confused as to how he’d managed to bring her to climax from way over there, Lyssa only now
noticed that her hand was still vibrating. Flicking off the device, she reached for the tissues on the side table.
“What’s going on? When did you leave?”
“Seriously?” He scowled as he rummaged around the collection of clothing on her floor and then
straightened to pull his Star Wars T-shirt over his short, dirty blond hair and cover his skinny torso. “I left when you kicked me off the bed.”
“When you grabbed that thing out of my hand and swatted me away every time I tried to kiss or touch you,
and then you got your freakishly strong thigh between us and shoved me to the floor.”
Lyssa settled back into the pillow, listening and now remembering. She broke out into a fit of giggles. “I’m sorry."
Ms. Elson never fails to delight me with her writing. She makes me blush, just the tiniest bit, just enough so that it's fun--and funny.
Now Nicki Elson can add Lyssa, Vibrizzio, and at least one man to her list of great characters.
Vibrizzio is available on Kindle, or you can read it on some other device, such as your computer, but don't try to read it on your vibrator. You can purchase it--the book--HERE on Amazon.
Vibrizzio earns The Janie Junebug Seal of Highest Approval.
For a list of participants in The Cephalopod Coffeehouse, or to join us with a book review of your own, please visit The Armchair Squid.
As for a vibrator of your own, don't ask me where such things are purchased. I know nothing!
Infinities of love,