HI EVERYBUDDY! It's me me me me mememememememe -- Franklin the Bordernese.
Besides, I have something so cool to tell you. I got to visit elvisenronshorts's house last weekend, and I THINK I'M IN LOVE.
Her name is Dixie. She is my new bitch (Mom said I should mention that I learned the word bitch from Samson who lives with Inger at Desert Canyon Living. I just thought of something else, and don't tell Mom I said this, but Mom is elvisenronshorts's bitch heheheheheheheh. Sometimes I am so funny I just crack myself up).
Here's a picture of Dixie:
Dixie likes to play. We played together a lot. We ran and we sniffed each other you know where. You do know where, don't you? Out in the yard. We sniffed each other's faces. We even kissed each other on the face. Oh, Wow!
And here's the very coolest thing about Dixie: She has her very own doggie door. If she wants to go outside when it's dark and elvisenronshorts is sleeping, she doesn't even have to tell him he needs to get up to open the door. She can just go out.
elvisenronshorts said that one time his sister started screaming Oooooo! Get it out of my bed! because Dixie killed a mole and brought it in the house and put it in elvisenronshorts's sister's bed. I guess she didn't understand it was a present.
Anyway, I don't get it, but Mom says that's the reason we don't have a doggie door. Also because of the time one of her sister's dogs put a dead squirrel in bed with her. Some people just don't appreciate gifts.
I wanna ask you all something. You know I'm a Bordernese. Well, Dixie is a Rottenwiler. Do you think a Bordernese and a Rottenwiler can be in love? Wait -- I just figured it out. We're both dogs. It's okay. It doesn't matter that we're different kinds of dogs.
I hope Harper doesn't get jealous about Dixie. He's still my bromance buddy.
I love you, everybuddy!
Franklin the Bordernese
I miss Rudolph's dog.
I miss Rudolph...why I don't know because in the end he was so mean, but I do. Rough day today, Janieola, rough day.
Oh, Stephanola. I'm so sorry. I know exactly what it's like. You still love what was good about the person. I still feel the same way about Dr. X. You don't just forget the love.Delete
Oh, Franklin, I loved meeting you today. I think you and Dixie have a future together. Remember to treat her well!ReplyDelete
Don't you worry, Shelly. Franklin is a gentleman dog.Delete
It was nice meeting you Franklin! I hope everything works out with Dixie!ReplyDelete
Frank says thanks and says if anyone would like a kiss to slobber on yourself and pretend it's from him.Delete
I loved Franklin's "elvisenronshorts"--don't ever correct him!!ReplyDelete
I won't even read his posts. He doesn't want me to. He says it's private stuff between him and his followers.Delete
Franklin, I know it will be embarrassing, but first, ask mom to tell you all about birth control and if she'll loan you a condom.ReplyDelete
Fortunately, Franklin and Dixie are fixed, so Elvis and I don't need to have the butterfly and the bee talk with them.Delete
What? It's birds and bees. Or bees and flowers. I am so old I can't remember.Delete
Cute post. (Will their pups be Rottonese?)ReplyDelete
If the two of them weren't fixed, then I'm sure they'd have Rottonese. The two of them together will probably be Rottonese because they have so darn much fun.Delete
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Melting, melting, melting :) I love Franklin and Dixie, how sweet!ReplyDelete
And the whole dead critter thing is exactly why I could never have a doggie door. The Prince of Persia would be killing things and 'burying' them all over my house!
Although we've never had a doggie door, we had trouble with the pups bringing in extra animals from the great outdoors when we lived in the country in Illinois. Harper once brought in a possum who played possum. Dr. X went to get a shovel to remove said possum from the dining room. The possum disappeared while he was gone. Fortunately, it didn't hide in the house. The boys found it the next morning on the deck under the grill. Frankie and Dixie are very sweet. When he licked her face, I thought I'd overload on sugar.Delete
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Gosh, thanks. I'm so glad I finally provided you with the information you need, my close personal friend. Be sure to stay in touch. I can't wait to give you more information.Delete
How could I not fall in love with Franklin. Franklin is my middle name after all. Love the way you are able to write from a doggie's point of view. Very entertaining.ReplyDelete
It's an art.Delete
Oh oh, I used to loooooove Tucker, Pam's dog, but now I think I looooove Franklin even more, he's such a ham. I can see why Dixie likes him so much, he's definitely a keeper. Ok, gotta go now, the chis are getting jealous....:)ReplyDelete
Don't let your chis know how much you like my Franklin.Delete
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None taken -- at least not by me.Delete
Hi Franklin. I hope your mommy feels better. Be good for her!ReplyDelete
Mommy feels kinda crappy today but Favorite Young Man is going to bring cold medicine tonight -- the REAL kind you get from behind the counter.Delete
Dixie is a cutie. a doggie door must be cool. dont think i've even seen one here. nope.ReplyDelete
Hi Jaya! Rottweilers are very powerful dogs, often trained to be guard dogs. They can be very nasty, but if they're raised properly, like Dixie, then they're sweet and adorable.Delete