DEAR ELIZABETH - AT LAST

Gentle Readers,

I must interrupt my Christmas Wish List because of the passing of Elizabeth Edwards, who looked forward to death only because she could once again be with her son Wade. I know she hated to leave her other children.

Elizabeth is a woman who overcame much -- the loss of her oldest child, living with breast cancer right up until the moment it took her life, a cheating pig husband, a cheating pig husband .  . . oops I guess I said that twice.

Are you happy now John?

I'll be surprised if you actually marry the bimbo who had your child, or maybe I won't be. God only knows what you'll do and He will judge you for it. But I don't think it will be long before you move a new woman into the family home, a new woman for your children to tolerate, because you are a lying, cheating pig. You remind me a bit of Ted Hughes.

No love for John, but Elizabeth: You ruled.

Lola