Friday, September 22, 2023

SLUT SHAMING a.k.a. lauren boebert had a little too much fun at the theater

 Bibbity Bobbity Boebert loved the performance of Beetlejuice, but a little problem arose and became hard for her: She and her date performed in the audience.



Salagadoola mechicka boola bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

I'll pull your dick out believe it or not

Then you can come on my tits!


Salagadoola mechicka boola bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Rub your dick between my tits and what have you got?

Next you can come on my face!

Salagadoola means mechicka booleroo

But the thingmabob that does the job is

Your dick up here in my mouth!


Salagadoola menchicka boola bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Rub us together and what have you got

Bibbidi-bobbidi bibbidi-bobbidi

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boobs!*




Yes, working dogs are better behaved in theaters than working girls such as Boebert.


I know we can't leave you out, Marge.


DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?


YES, I KNOW WHO YOU ARE. YOU ARE AN UNEDUCATED HYPOCRITE OF AN ASSHOLE WHO LOVES GUNS. YOUR KIDS AND YOUR SOON-TO-BE EX-HUSBAND CAUSE TROUBLE WHEREVER THEY GO. THE PEOPLE IN YOUR AREA WERE DESPERATE TO GET RID OF YOU SO THEY LET YOU WIN AN ELECTION THAT WOULD SEND YOU TO WASHINGTON, D.C., PART OF THE YEAR. 

I HOPE THEY REGRET IT SOON AND DECIDE TO LET YOU STAY AT HOME IN A STRAITJACKET.  

*I don't think they're real.

31 comments:

  1. I had to ask Captain Google. Sigh. Big, big sigh.

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    1. It's distressing to have such a person in our Congress.

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  2. Hypocrisy and politics have always gone together, but this takes it to a new level? How did she ever get elected?

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    1. In certain parts of the country, there's something about the gun-toting ignorant and uneducated Boebert that appeals to voters of the same ilk. They also probably like her arrest record and some drank at her bar in Rifle, Colorado.

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  3. The Groper is the gift that keeps on giving.
    Seriously stupid, that one.
    xoxo

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    1. She's scary stupid because she gets to make decisions for our country.l

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  4. "Pick a lane," indeed! I love that! LOL

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  5. Vile, disgusting woman!!

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  6. Don't know what this is about but it sounds horrendous.

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    1. Lauren Boebert is a representative from Colorado who serves in the Congress of the United States. She is especially well known for being uneducated and saying and doing stupid things, such as these sexual antics with her boyfriend at a performance of a musical where children were present. They were kicked out. Boebert does not know how to behave appropriately in public.

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    2. and she's in Congress? I don't know why i'm surprised; our politicians aren't much better.

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    3. Some of the Republican representatives and senators (and a former president) who are particularly critical of Democrats' lack of "family values" are quite the hypocrites. When they point the finger, it should be at themselves. Boebert is one of these representatives.

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  7. I had to Google this, too, and . . . OH. MY. You really think she can't go lower (so to speak) and then she does . . .

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    1. I don't know if she or Marjorie Taylor Greene is the bigger blight on our Congress. They are both hideous.

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  8. I don't do slut shaming, but it's tempting

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  9. And just when you think congress or a portion there of can't sink any lower. Sandra sandracox.blogspot.com

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    1. We can always count on Boebert or Greene or Gaetz (I could go on and on) to hit a record low.

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    2. I often wonder what McCain would have to say if he was still alive. YOU, have a great weekend.
      Sandra sandracox.blogspot.com

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    3. I think John McCain would be disgusted by these fools, Sandra.

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  10. This is poetic justice, Janie! Unfortunately she is Colorado's congresswoman. So embarrassing! Loved this post!!! Hugs to you!

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    1. It's not your fault, Louise. And we certainly have more than enough to be embarrassed about in Florida.

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  11. Hope you had an excellent day and are having a relaxing evening.
    Sandra sandracox.blogspot.com

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