Update: We have a tropical storm coming. I'm as prepared as I can be: I have my emergency weather radio, plenty of batteries and candles, non-perishable food, water, and I already set up my pumps in the backyard because my problem is most likely to be plenty of water in Lake Junebug. For now, the sun is shining and it's 90-something.
I'm not worried.
In fact, Alexa told me we had a tropical storm warning ending at 9 a.m. Aug. 29th. That time has passed, Alexa. Pull your head out, girl!
Don't you think he practiced this look to get it exactly right for the camera? Look tough, pretty boy.
But let's include some dumbfuckery, too.