Update: When I first published this post, it had the wrong version of the video I created. Sorry about that error. I hope I have it straightened out now.
Gentle Readers . . . and Maxwell,
As you can imagine, I, along with everyone else in the US, have been very worried about Tucker Carlson since he was fired from Fox News. I was relieved when I found out he had another job, but apparently that hasn't been going too well.
Views for "Tucker Carlson on Twitter" posts (assume the number of people who actually viewed the videos is much much lower).
— Matthew Gertz (@MattGertz) July 7, 2023
Announcement: 137.1M
Ep. 1: 120M
Ep. 2: 60.6M
Ep. 3 (Trump indicted): 104.1M
Ep. 4: 32.4M
Ep. 5: 17.3M
Ep. 6: 32M
Ep. 7: 15.4M
Ep. 8: 8.6M
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So I think the first thing Tucker needs to do is change his name to a catchy nickname. I suggest "The Tucks Man." Yes, I know Tucks is the name of a treatment for hemorrhoids, but no one will remember that.
I suppose one or two party poopers will think it's funny to say that The Tucks Man is the hemorrhoid on the ass of America
but we, his loyal fans, know that isn't true.
Now that we have a great nickname for Tucker, we have to come up with a new job for him and I have some suggestions.
I know you all join me in wishing Tucks well. Do you have any advice for Tucker, job related or otherwise? I'm sure he'll do a great job of covering the news about our true president's indictments.
Infinities of love,
Janie Junebug
He will forever be Tucks to me now. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteTucker is a pretty stupid name. Tucks is such an improvement.
DeleteI say good riddance to bad rubbish! Actually I did hear my community services has a garbage man position open. I mean after all, he's been pedaling trash out of his mouth for years now.
ReplyDeleteIt's nice that fewer people are listening to the trash now.
DeleteI am glad his ratings have gone down even with his own tribe he panders to with such enthusiasm. Things went by too fast for me to read at the end of the video, but glad you are trying to help the poor fellow get a job. ;)
ReplyDeleteI'm doing my very best for him. At the end, those were some memes about George Santos, serial liar. Tucks can be his fact checker. I had trouble with the timing in that section so it went by too fast. I'm still developing my video skills.
Deletehave zero editing of any kind skills--lol!
DeleteCalling Tucker Carlson the hemorrhoid on the ass of America is much, MUCH too kind to him.
ReplyDeleteI suppose so, or maybe it's too grandiose for him now that he doesn't have a network behind him.
DeleteYour politics and your celebrities do my head in. Badly. I like your new nickname for Tucks.
ReplyDeleteThey do my head in, too, EC. I'm so sick of trump and everything that comes along with him. Tucks wrote in his private texts that he hates trump, yet he promoted all the crazy theories about trump winning the election.
DeleteOMG ! So sick of the names of people that start with T trump and now tucks, Yuck !
ReplyDeleteI'm sick of trump, too, Parsnip. I wish he'd go away. Fortunately, tucks is getting less and less attention all the time.
Delete:) Sandra sandracox.blogspot.com
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you're smiling, Sandra.
DeleteI am for sure:)
DeleteHope today is all things wonderful for you.
Sandra sandracox.blogspot.com
Thanks, Sandra!
DeleteIt continues to remain a mystery to me that one of the most despicable people one might imagine was at one time the most popular television hosts of all time. How many crazy people were motivated by his lies and rabid rants? How many rioters on January 6 were inspired by him? It is scary to contemplate. Whatever bad happens to him is well deserved.
ReplyDeleteIt certainly is, David. I'm still furious that Kevin McCarthy gave footage from the insurrection to Carlson. At least he doesn't have the audience he used to have.
DeleteWith so many things to be worried about, this never occurred to me... And now I learned about Tucks. Could be useful someday
ReplyDeleteOne never knows when a little piece of information will come in handy. One of these days Tucks (the man) will probably be glad to have my job suggestions.
DeleteOh, I like this, Janie! I like it very much. Even though it still doesn't describe his depth of vileness.
ReplyDeleteThat was a steep decline in viewers. And you are so funny, which reminds me that it is great to be back to blogging. Just the diversity of friends one has here. It's amazing when you think about it.
ReplyDeleteBeautiful blog
ReplyDeleteYou're too funny. I'm waiting for a limerick about Tuck because his name rhymes with buck and suck and what the f*ck?!
ReplyDeleteLove ya.
It's good that he's been removed, but seriously, we need people to stand up and vote this crazy out of office and then Tucks won't have a platform to spew his crazy to. I mean, is this really the best America's got for governing??? Put some qualified, middle aisle, sane people in office and the extremist agenda "reporters" won't have anything to say.
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