Hello. It is I, Penelope.
He is a sloth and his name is Gordon.
Sloths are lazy and slow. That is why I think Gordon's name should be changed to Mom Mom. HAHAHAHAHAHAH hahahahahahah harrrrhahaha heeheehahhahahahahaharhee I can't stop laughing. I am so hilarious. hahahaha ha ha ha
ha.
Because of my position as Chief Dog In Charge of Little House On The Swamp, it is my doodie (HAHAHAHAHAH I just can't stop myself hahahahahaha ha ha hahaha) to inform you that someone is staying with us. I do not know her name. I do not know why she is here. I do not know how long she will be here. I have sniffed her. She seems acceptable, although she refuses to play with me. Now I have apprised you of this change and shall continue to do so as knowledge is revealed to me because it is my
DOODIE!!!!
That is all. Goodbye.
You are so funny, Penelope -- you should have your own comedy special on Netflix! DOODIE!!!!
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHA How can anyone not laugh at DOODIE? hahahahaha The funniest word ever and it comes out of my butt. hahahahahaw
DeleteHi Penelope - well you are being entertained by Doodie ... but I rather like Mr Sloth ... all the best - cheers Hilary
ReplyDeleteGordon the sloth makes a squeaky noise and he is all fuzzy and cute.
DeleteYou are quite funny.
ReplyDeleteSomeone staying with you?
How intriguing.
I noticed Mom Mom is writing a letter to you. Maybe she will tell you more than she has told me and I live right here!
DeleteI understand Penelope. I make myself laugh too.
ReplyDeleteI love to laugh especially about stinky old DOODIE hahahahahaaaaaa! I can't stop laughing because I am so funny.
DeleteOf course Gordon belongs to you. And I look forward to the next installment of your exciting tale.
ReplyDeleteAND MY TAIL!!!!! I just cannot stop with the jokes today. hahahaha I am so hilarious! DOODIE! HAHAHAHAHA
DeleteThe one who is staying with us has been picking up Gordon to make him squeak. I don't know if I like that, but I LOVE DOODIE!!!! hahahahaha
ReplyDeleteOh, Pen-L-O-Pea. You deserve the sloth, for your cunning jokes.
ReplyDeleteI see you made a joke too! That is funny but not as funny as my jokes.
DeleteLittle House on the Swamp. Heh. Every dog deserves a sloth:)
ReplyDeleteAs long as it's a sloth toy named Gordon.
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ReplyDeleteOoh! I love Gordon.
ReplyDeleteGordon is so cute and fuzzy.
DeleteIt is your DOODIE to tell us all about who's staying with you! :) Penelope, you are a treasure.
ReplyDeleteI don't know anything about her yet and I hope she isn't staying very long.
DeleteBeautiful new toy.
ReplyDeleteYou are hilarious, Penelope! You should have your own blog. Sending you hugs. And one or two for Mom Mom, as well.
ReplyDeleteI do have my own blog. This blog is mine. I let Mom Mom and Franklin use it, too.
DeleteFun! And you have a beautiful toy to play with!
ReplyDeleteGordon is my new best friend.
DeletePup, you are too punny. :)
ReplyDeleteI like your sloth, Penelope. Everyone needs a sloth sometimes.
ReplyDeleteBeautiful blog
ReplyDeleteAw that sloth is cute. A perfect pet toy.
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