Thanks to a few days of heavy rain, I invite you to make your reservations at
The Lake Junebug Resort & Rumpus Room
The lake has the most water it's held in quite some time, but it's strictly BYOC (bring your own canoe).
You'll enjoy the view from the deck:
|Don't you just love the way the sun sparkles on the water?
The gas grill has totally rusted through, but if you want a gourmet burger, I can slap it on the George Foreman.
The water runs all the way up the driveway to the garage, so for the little ones who aren't yet swimmers, they have plenty of splashing room.
Don't worry about COVID-19. You're more likely to get diphtheria here . . . hahaha ha.
The Rumpus Room is a brand-spanking-new added attraction. It's under the house and can be added to your vacation package for only a few hundred dollars. It's a great place to play "Let's throw darts at the rats."
For those of you who are crafters, take a look at this deck:
Think of all the fun you can have
Who doesn't want to visit the land of the Junebug? Franklin will allow you to pet him; Penelope will curse at you; Carol will preach a great sermon on Sunday mornings; and as always, mispronounce one of my favorite words and I'll edumacate you to within an inch of your life.
Call soon or leave your comment letting me know when you'll arrive and how many of you I can expect.
I think we're gonna have a full house.
Infinities of love,