HI! Hi! Hi hi hi! Hihihihihihihihi! I loves every buddy!
Do you know it is almost Kissmas? Santa Paws brings presents for Kissmas!
I'll tell you what my presents are after Santa Paws brings them.
This year I gots an early present. I have somethin' I never had before. A grandma! Her name is Grandma! Isn't that amazeballs (Ewwww. I shouldn'ta said that. It reminds me of something I'm missing.)?
Mom calls Grandma by another name. It's Carol. Her real name is Grandma.
I had seen Grandma lotsa times. Mom would go to pick up Grandma or Grandma would come here and Mom would go dashing out to her car. Mom always explained that they were going out gallivanting around but I still don't know what gallivanting is.
Now Grandma lives here with me. She usually doesn't close her bedroom door all the way. That means I'm supposed to go in her room whenever I feel like it. I go in to lie down on the rug unless Grandma's hands are not busy and then she rubs my head and tells me how bootiful I am. Sometimes her hands are busy but I lift them up from what they're doing because I need her to pay attention to me.
This pitcher is of me and Grandma. You see I'm lying down and those things with the hearts are Grandma's legs in her jammies. As soon as Grandma moved in I got friendly with her by resting on her foot.
Mom looked up what it meant when a dog likes to lie down on your foot. It means that Grandma is part of my pack.
If Mom had asked me, I coulda told her that.
Grandma is the very bestest Grandma ever. Sometimes she feeds us and lets us outside, especially when Mom swishes outa here in a dress to that dumb werk thing.
It kinda makes me a little bit mad that when Grandma is making a fuss over me that Penlapee comes over and sticks in her big concrete blockhead so that Grandma has to pet Penlapee, too.
I wish you all a big Merry Kissmas and I hope that if you don't have a Grandma that you get one for Kissmas.
Okay I love you bye-bye.
I need to rest after doing all that writing. Maybe I will sleep till after Kissmas and when I wake up I'll find my presents from Santa Paws.