Tuesday, February 28, 2012


Happy Tuesday, Friends!

Recently, Cinderita (the hugger) tagged me (who wants a hug) with another tell the world random stuff about me thingy.

I am running out of random information about me. But how can I turn down my girl Cinderita? She's trying to set out on a hugging journey so I want to be sure to suck up and kiss ass big time cooperate because I want Rita to visit Jacksonville to hug me.

So here we go:

The Rules:
1. Post these rules
2. You must post 11 random things about yourself
3. Answer the questions set for you in the post you were tagged in
4. Create 11 new questions for your tagees to answer.
I accidentally cut off #5, which is piss off other people by tagging them.

Eleven random things about me, eleven random things, about me, about me, about me. Who is me? We're gettin' down to the nitty gritty dirt band.

1. If I don't take a shower every day, I don't like the way I smell.
2. Because I have such bodacious ta-tas, it gets kinda sweaty underneath them.
3. I combat the sweat under the boobies with talcum powder, and during August (the worst month), strips of gauze stuffed under the underwire of my bra to soak up the sweat.
4. During my brief, ill-fated teaching stint, two girls said they weren't going to learn anything from me cuz I'm a "Yankee woman." Guess what? I don't think those girls ever learn anything from anyone.
5. I'm longing to get laid by someone I at least think I love.
6. I'm a firm believer in prayer.
7. I've never seen pornography, but I won't put you down if you have. I find the concept degrading to women.
8. Sometimes I miss Lola. She's kinda slutty, but she's fun. I hope she doesn't qualify as pornography because that means I've seen porn because I've created it.
9. I'm kinda slutty but not as much fun as Lola.
10. I wanna get laid.
11. Did I mention I'm not getting enough?

Now I must answer Rita's 11 questions.

1. If you were stuck on a deserted island, who would you want to be stuck with? In addition to Johnny Depp, some of the bloggers I've never met. I hesitate to name names because I'm afraid I'll forget someone but let's give it a try: dirtycowgirl, Melynda, Elisa,, Stephanie, Julianna, Maggie, fishducky, Inger, Dee, Coffey, Maxwell, Cinderita, Jesse, Joshua, My 2 Pesos, Interwebs Fails, Tony van Helsing, Rory Aronsky . . . If I forgot you, then please forgive me, but can't you imagine us having some fun together? We could shoot the shite 24/7. IF we ever got bored, Coffey and I could have a big fight about politics followed by make-up sex. I don't know whom I'd have the make-up sex with, but I'd figure it out.
2. What is your favorite foreign film? (it has to have subtitles to qualify)  I have a thing for French movies. The obvious choice is Amelie, so I'm going with A Very Long Engagement. Also love Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (but it's definitely not French). dirtycowgirl, please forgive me for liking French movies.
3. When you hear the word "intimacy" what does it mean to you? Rita, Rita, Rita, this is part of the question for my guest post Thursdays. I've already said I don't know what it is. That's why I keep asking other people to explain it to me. I guess the only answer I have is what I experience when my daughter and I think and do and say the same thing at the same time.
4. Have you ever met someone randomly and ended up spending a super fun day with them? When? (If you feel like sharing, please do) Is that a pickle in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
5. If you were to have an erotic dream about someone, celebrity, real person or whatever, who/what would it be? I can't say who, but it would involve mouths and other body parts, it would be lovely, and involve lots of moaning on my part.
6. Where's the furthest you've traveled? What's your favorite destination of the ones you've been to? Why?  I don't know how far I've traveled. All the moving about seems never ending. My favorite destination is San Francisco because I get off the plane and get on the BART with my darling daughter.  
7. What's your favorite moment of 2012 so far? Gosh, I'm sorry, but I can't choose one. Every time I see LL and RL with AR and NL, I'm happy. Every time Franklin kisses me, it's my favorite kiss. Every time Harper gets in bed and presses his back against mine, I'm in Heaven. Every time Scout slobbers on me, yeah, well, I don't like it that much but I love Scout so it makes me happy. 
8. Your favorite tv show? Masterpiece Theatre (just finished Season Two of Downton Abby and it was delicious).
9. What's the last book you read? I think it's Destiny of the Republic by Candance Millard, but I'm not positive because I tend to read multiple books at the same time.
10. What is the first thing you think of when someone asks you "what are you grateful for?"? My children.
11. Have you ever been to San Francisco? If so, what's the most favorite thing you'd want someone to do if they went for the first time? Easy peasy lemon squeezy. Go to City Lights Bookstore. If you don't fall in love with it, then I'm sorry, but you are without hope. And after you go there, take my daughter shopping at the Macy's in Union Square and buy her a few things. We'll appreciate it very much. 

Now I'm supposed to come up with 11 questions for my tag-ees. Some of these might sound familiar because I have a one-track mind am curious about certain facets of the personality.

1. Does he love me? I wanna know. How can I tell if he loves me so?
2. When was the last time you got laid?
3. When would you like to get laid again?
4. Toto, do you have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore?
5. What's the difference between it's and its? You're and your? Loose and lose? Now don't ever fuck those up again.
6. Do you complete me?
7. Can you handle the answers?
8. If you wanna know if he loves you so, is it in his kiss?
9. Who is the peas to your carrots?
10. Did Roy Orbison write Pretty Woman about me or you, bitch?
11. What's your name? Who's your daddy? Is he rich like me?
AND I simply must add one more:
12. Will you hire me?

Now, who to tag? Who to tag? Who to bug? Who to bother?

I'm making a random list now:









AND, everyone's favorite hybrid woman, fishducky!

I do believe I've pissed off enough people now. Hope you enjoy the rest of your day. Maxwell on Thursday! Whoo-hoo!

Infinities of love,

Janie (shoop shoop) Junebug


  1. Thanks, anyway, but fishducky don't do this stuff!

  2. fishducky is a party pooper! You just don't wanna answer the questions about getting laid.

  3. Janie :) you need to visit www.adameve.com

  4. Jaya, Will this visit embarrass or amuse me or both?

  5. LOVE your answers, LOVE your questions, LOVE the shoop shoop song and the movie too. I have to get a husband first in order to answer some of the questions.

  6. Hiya Janie. I wish we could get meet up. We could be bodacious together! I'll try to send some pheromones your way so perhaps your love life will improve soon. Luckily I've got a hubs with the libido of a 18 yr. old boy. but not much time to really appreciate it these days.

  7. lol Crazy woman! I couldn't read what was in the pink box but I will say this was more info than i ever needed to know. Oh and at least you have ttata's. I look like a 12 year old boy when I take my shirt off. Sigh I know I'm being generous to myself with the 12 year old boy thing. More like a toddler.

  8. oceangirl, I get the feeling you love this post. You're so funny. Thank you for voting. The polls are now closed.

  9. Boomer, Where do you live? Maybe I could help out with your husband. No reason to be jealous of little ole me. I just happen to have time to appreciate a man thoroughly.

  10. Melynda, At least it doesn't get sweaty under toddler tatas. You are da woman.

  11. I'm a party pooper, too. I only do shit like this when I am bored or trying to piss off someone. Besides, I'm so boring that reading 11 things about me would cure insomnia.

  12. I'm going to second Jaya's comment. You really do need to go to adameve.com. I've purchased several things from there...

    And screw you for the tagging.

    1. It's in his kiss, sweetie.
    2. Last night. Like a boss.
    3. Tonight, maybe? Again, like a boss.
    4. Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!
    5. It's the difference between being a worthwhile human being or a piece of garbage who should be executed.
    6. Only in sentence form.
    7. Yeah, but I can't handle the truth.
    8. That's where it is! Oh yeah!
    9. My lady friend. However, we hate to be boiled together.
    10. Since I'm not the kind anyone likes to meet, I'll go with you. Slut.
    11. It really is the time for the season of loving, thanks for asking.
    12. Oh boy. Depends on so many factors, I'd have to have more information...

  13. Coffey! Don't be such a freaking shite! Pretend you are bored or angry with me and answer the questions. They're funny!

  14. Maxwell! Screw you back, sweetie! I don't know what adameve.com is but I can guess. I don't want toys unless I have someone to play with me. Oh! That came out in an unintended interestingly way. Your answer to #5 is my favorite.

  15. 1. Ask him ? Although he might be a liar.
    2. Too long ago.
    3. Yesterday.
    4. I have no sense of direction so no good asking me.
    5. It is. It belongs to it. You are. It belongs to you. Bad vagina. You did this to your virginity.
    6. I can't finish myself never mind anyone else.
    7. I can handle anything.
    8. Depends where he kisses you.
    9. Brocolli.
    10. Not me, Lou Reed wrote the song about me.
    11. Jane. My hero. Onlt for having such an amazing daughter.
    12. Will you work for free ?

    I have no problem with you liking french films, switchblade romance is one of my favourites.
    Now NEVER tag me again. You know how I feel about these things.

  16. ps You should add the follow by email gadget now your blog is private, then I would automatically get told when you post :)

  17. dirtycowgirl, You always make me laugh. For you, I will work for free.


  18. I'd like to dirtycowgirl, but that doesn't work with a private blog. At least I'm twittering now (or am I tweeting?), and I've been very good about posting at 1 a.m. Monday - Friday.

  19. A lot of porn is degrading to women but there is a market in porn that isn't. I think that site that Jaya mentioned is one of them. Sorry I won't be partaking in the questions, there are so damn many.


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