MEME MONDAY

 I wish I had a dollar for every time a man told me I should smile. The sky would have opened so riches could pour down upon me.

I also hate that bullshit about it takes more muscles to frown than to smile. No, it does not. When people claim I'm frowning, my face is relaxed.

Do you have a remote control and whatever it controlled broke a long time ago? How about an eraser for the pencils we haven't used in 20 years?

But these aren't immigrants in Ohio eating cats & dogs. Whatever happened to that scare tactic?

Katie made it five days. What lasted longer?

The Mooch is probably pretty happy to have his record broken.

Wow! Kim looks so young and innocent. 

tee-hee

This lie continues to be a favorite with the pedophile.

He sure is, Dr. Richardson. 

I hope you can access the following:

This is seriously the funniest thing I’ve seen in WEEKS 😂🤣😂 - from Nick Muller on Instagram 👏👏👏

- The Dangerous Ones

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