ROYAL CHINWAG: WE GOTS A GEST

Here I am, Theeee Princess, Protector and Comandor.

Mommy still doesn't feel too good, but you must not be concerned because I am telling you not to be concerned. I am taking care of her. That is my job, and I always do my job.

I protect her, and I tell her what she needs to do. When I am tired, I say, Mommy, we must take a nap. 

And she puts her head down and goes sleepy-bye. She is very tired.

We do have a gest, though. I don't know this girl's name or where she came from. She doesn't talk about anything. 

She doesn't speak German or English. She doesn't speak in any language at all. I think she's too scared to talk.

We sniffed butts and touched noses. She's okay. Just doesn't talk.  

I'll show you a pitcher of her and me touching noses, but I won't show you very much of her because I don't like to invasion her privacy.

This girl spends almost all her time on the bed in Mommy's bedroom. She don't wanna read books with us or watch TV.

I love TV, especially when Mommy turns on BBC Select documentaries about World War II. I always shout, Haltet die verdammten Deutschen auf even though I already know who wins the war. I keep hoping if I yell loud enough I can make the war end sooner so not as many hoomans are killed.

But that girl don't want to watch BBC Select with us. She don't watch anything. She sniffs Mommy sometimes, but she don't want Mommy to touch her. 

Some day I think she will get bored and tired of being alone and she will want to play chase with me and if she don't know how to read she will let us read books to her and she will even watch a movie with us. 

This gest was the big news I wasn't ready to tell you about before. I might tell you more about her some day if she decides to stay with us and talk.

Now I am done with you and I am not going to answer questions about the gest. I don't know anything about her except her butt smells good.

Go home hoomans. I am tired. Go away.

GET OUT OF HERE!