THE MANTEL GANG AND I ARE UPSET

Gentle Readers . . . and Maxwell, 

The Mantel Gang has been pretty quiet since the rigged election that put a traitor and a convicted felon back in the White House. I'm sure you all saw the videos with suitcases full of votes for Kamala Harris hidden under tables so they wouldn't be counted and the My Pillow Guy has proof that voting machines were messed with so if you voted for Harris the vote would go to the felon instead. You know how these things work. 

The Gang has also moved around. For a while they were The Top of The Pie Safe Gang, but that didn't go well. Although they enjoyed the pastel floral prints in their background, they tended to fall over and lose their tiny accessories. Stacy Abrams' microphone disappeared (another Republican plot to keep her from getting out the vote for Democrats), and Nancy Pelosi's gavel got lost THREE TIMES!

Look at the way Nancy holds out her hand as if a gavel is in it, but her poor, little hand is empty. The first two times the gavel fell I found it on the floor, but the third time was not the charm. 

I asked RBG if she would share her gavel with Nancy. Try to imagine how that went down. Ruthie does not share. 

And I'm not the only person who has asked the action figure company to please make replacements for the tiny accessories with no response received.

After leaving the Pie Safe, these good folks moved to The Top of The Book Shelf for quite a while, and then moved again recently and are now The China Cabinet Gang.

They were pleased about their move because they had great expectations for long awaited additions to the family, one of which couldn't be coming at a more crucial time. 

Then we received a crushing disappointment, about which we want to vent because it must be the result of a republican conspiracy.

When I first purchased FCTRY action figures, I bought what they had in stock. Then I learned about their Kickstarter campaigns for new figures. I pledge money for the campaign and when the figure is finished, it's shipped to me. That's how I got the bad guys, Putin and Kim Jong Un, and I think I backed Mayor Pete. But one time I backed a campaign (I don't remember which figure it was), and when the product didn't arrive, I emailed FCTRY and they said I had not pledged money. Okay. I thought I had but figured I was wrong.

Then an opportunity came up before the 2024 election for a new Kickstarter campaign and I was all over it: Back the creation of Michelle Obama and Tim Walz figures and receive a free Blue Goose presidential lectern! Some other figures were also available, such as different versions of Kamala Harris and a Barack Obama with gray hair, but I'm happy with the Kamala and Barack I have and didn't need others. I wanted Michelle, Tim, and the Blue Goose. So I signed up and waited.

I waited some more. I checked the FCTRY site and saw creation and production were slow for various reasons. I was patient. But ICE created havoc in Minnesota and I really wanted Governor Walz to join The China Cabinet Gang, so on Jan. 12th, I emailed FCTRY to ask when they would send Michelle and Tim because the rest of my action figures wanted to be with them. "Macky" replied that it would be soon and offered to check my pledge to make sure they had my details correct. Yes, please check, I wrote back to him.

No further response from Macky, but on Feb. 4th I received a generic email stating the Michelle Obama and Tim Walz action figures were shipping. Michelle Obama had already arrived. We were thrilled to see her, but I emailed the company again: Where is Tim Walz?

Again, it was Macky who responded and told me I hadn't backed the Tim Walz campaign, which is not true. I know I did. Macky said I should check my records to see if my card had been charged for both campaigns. It turns out my card wasn't charged for either one! I believed it the first time FCTRY told me I didn't back a campaign, but this time, I am absolutely positive I did. 

Macky insists I didn't. I reminded Macky that he offered to check my pledge details, didn't follow through, and if he had, I would have known at least a bit sooner that there was a problem. No apology from Macky. I'm very disappointed in FCTRY. Some kind of disconnect exists between the Kickstarter campaigns and the FCTRY order fulfillment.

I can't order Tim Walz or the lectern because they're sold out.

I haven't introduced Michelle Obama to The China Cabinet Gang yet. Carol and I are going out to lunch tomorrow. Perhaps I'll remove Michelle from her box while Carol is here. 

Carol and I love Michelle. I'm happy that Michelle has been doing her own thing and didn't bother to go to the inauguration of the fake, illegally elected president. That election was all a hoax. It was all rigged. It was terrible, so terrible, sad, sad, sad. Dozing Don can't stay awake for five minutes. Throws his food at the walls in what's left of the White House. Shutting down the Kennedy Center pretending it needs to be remodeled because he can't cope with the embarrassment of acts refusing to perform there and ticket sales are way down because of the stupid shit he's done and it's all a hoax. It's all rigged. 

Rigged rigged rigged hoax hoax hoax illegal illegal illegal

All these distractions and none of it erases his name from THE EPSTEIN FILES. The President of The United States is a pedophile and a rapist, and that's no joke.

Infinities of love,

Janie Junebug

He never knew his best friend, Jeff. And was it Bondi or Leavitt who pointed
out that "Donald Trump" is a common name so when that name appears in the files it doesn't refer to the president. Obviously. Duh.

Remember how the republicans complained about Michelle Obama's bare shoulders? They don't say one damn word about Melanie's naked ass. 

It's hilarious that Melanie doesn't understand the attitude of Americans toward her nudity because it was an art form. Yeah, posing naked in cheap ads as a model who never really made it –– you just keep telling yourself that's art, honey.

Those disgusting drag queens and trans people who are always trying to indoctrinate children, yeah, they're really horrible. But they didn't join Epstein in raping girls. 

I'm radical leftist scum and I've never molested a child either. What's wrong with me?

Don't call Melanie's movie a documentary. She says it's a creative expression of something something, I don't know what she said. I don't understand her. 

Laura Bush, Hillary Clinton, Michelle Obama, Jill Biden –– four First Ladies with post-graduate degrees. 

Then we get the Slovenian hooker who's had breast implants, some kind of plastic surgery on her face, and must spend several hours a day putting on all that makeup and having her hair done. Her husband "allowed" her to have a baby IF she would get her fake body back afterward.

That's because he's more important than Jesus. He's stopped 29 1/3 wars. Inflation is non-existent. Drug companies pay me a few thousand dollars every time I order a prescription. 

For god's sake, the man won The FIFA Peace Prize.

Well, of course those brown-skinned bastards aren't in the files. Nice Caucasian rapists who have a metric fuck ton of money aren't going to associate with Mexicans!

Good luck with testimony from her. No one would understand what she said.

And she'd lie her naked ass off.