Hello, it is I, Penelope, and something horrible has happened and I cannot stop crying WAAAAAAAH sniffle sniffle WAAAAAAAAH blubber sniffle Auntie Rebekah left and SHE TOOK LITTLE FRITZ WITH HER! WAAAAAAAAH!
I knew something was up. I just knew it. Auntie Rebekah was all busy busy busy putting clothes and things in suitcases and boxes and taking this and that out to the car. I spent an entire night in the bedroom closet, watching her so she couldn't sneak out when it was dark.
But when the sun came up in the morning, she left anyway and SHE DID NOT COME BAAAAAACK WAAAAAAAAH!
Mom Mom said she went to apart meant. I did not know where apart meant could be, but then I realized Auntie Rebekah meant to be apart from us. But how could she take our adorable little Fritz? When she brought him here, I thought he was ours to keep.
Princess and I took such good care of Fritz. We kept him from falling when he was in the yard. We never stole a treat from him even though we could have because he was so tiny. When Auntie Rebekah was gone and he cried Maaaama Maaaama we comforted him.
I do not think I will ever recover.
That is all. Goodbye.
P.S. I realized I should add some information WAAAAAAH to my blog post. Princess also misses Fritz, but she mostly misses morning coffee and a cigarette with Auntie Rebekah. I warned Princess not to get addicted but she did.
And I think I know why Auntie Rebekah took Fritz to apart meant. WAAAAAAH sniffle sniffle I need to blow my nose. Just a minute.
I think they went to apart meant because Mom Mom was mean to Fritz so Auntie Rebekah had to protect him by taking him away. Mom Mom is so cruel to me, the saddest, most abused little dog in the world. When I napped, Mom Mom probably picked on Fritz and told him he's a bad dog and made him all sad and unhappy so Auntie Rebekah had to go away with him. I do no know what I will doooooooo. WAAAAAAAH WAAAAAH Mom Mom will get no sleep tonight because I will not stop crying WAAAAAAAH I need to blow my nose again. Pardon me.
Don't cry, Penelope! I'm sure Auntie Rebekah and Fritz will come and visit you often. I'm assuming their new apart meant is in the same city as you?
ReplyDeleteMom Mom says yes, apart meant is not very far away but I still don't like it. Waaaaaaah excuse me I need my hankie to blow my little nose.
DeletePoor, poor Penelope. Perhaps we will come back for visits.
ReplyDeleteI do not know. Maybe Mom Mom made Auntie Rebekah upset and she will never ever ever come to see us again. Waaaaaaah Waaaaah
DeleteDear Penelope, I am so sorry that you are sad. I hope you feel better soon.
ReplyDeleteI will never never never feel better again. I am the saddest little dog in the world. Waaaaaaaah I will cry all night to keep Mom Mom awake.
DeleteOh Penelope, loss is a hard thing to deal with, especially when it has a face like Fritz!!
ReplyDeleteOh, Uncle Bob, thank you for recognizing how adorable his little face is. He has very stinky breath, which I like a lot. Waaaaaaaaaaah sniffle sniffle
DeleteMaybe Fritz can come to visit sometime. I'm sure he misses you, too. :)
ReplyDeleteMaybe Mom Mom kicked poor little Fritz or hit him so Auntie Rebekah had to take him to apart meant to protect him! Waaaaaah Waaaaah
DeleteOh, dear. How does Princess feel?
ReplyDeletePrincess misses Fritz, too, but she also misses morning coffee and a cigarette with Auntie Rebekah. Mom Mom does not engage in these vices. Waaaaaah sniffle sniffle
DeleteFritz says he will be coming to visit soon, and he told me to tell you that he loves you and princess very much. Mom has been running all over the apart ment and I cry because I want her to sit and cuddle with me instead. I will see you all soon. Love you
ReplyDeletePenelope, you better talk your Mom Mom into getting another doggie.
ReplyDeleteMaybe if I ask Santa Paws to bring me a little Fritz type for Kissmas, Santa will make my dreams come true.
DeletePoor Penelope. Can you honestly not eat a treat?
ReplyDeleteNo treats at all except for a few I had last night. Only 3. Or maybe 4.
DeletePoor baby girl! Sweet Penelope! I'm sorry Mom Mom was so mean to you. I hope Fritz can come back and visit again soon.
ReplyDeleteOh, Auntie Jennifer! Only you understand me and how hard my life is. WAAAAAAAH Please send a new box of Kleenex to me.
DeletePoor Penelope, it's always so sad when someone we love leaves us. But, I know from experience that this will pass and you will soon be happy again. And maybe Fritz will come back soon and visit with you. And please tell your mom that I was so very glad to hear from her on my blog.
ReplyDeleteMom Mom loves you and she likes to see your blog. She isn't in blog world very often because she does the terrible work thing. She says she does it to earn money for our kibble and treats and toys but I think she really does it so she can neglect us. WAAAAAAAH WAAAAAH sniffle sniffle
DeleteParting is such sweet sorrow... Maybe because love hurts and even like stings a little.
ReplyDeleteIt hurts so much. You write so beautifully. Thank you for understanding WAAAAAAAH my pain and suffering.
DeleteHappy Thanksgiving to you and yours - fuzzy ones, too!
ReplyDeleteI, Penelope, will not enjoy any holiday one bit because I miss Fritz and Auntie Rebekah and I have the meanest Mom Mom in the whole entire world. WAAAAAAAH But thank you for saying that.
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