HI! Hi! Hi! Hi hi hihihihihihihi Every Buddy! It's me. It's me. It's mememememememememe. It's Franklin the Bordernese and here in Florida we never freeze!
Mom says that lots of sad things have been happening in the world so it's a good idea for me to take over today. She thinks I'll cheer you up. She also says that next week she'll continue the story about how she was pissed.
Oh.
She says it's phished, but that doesn't make sense to me because that's not a word but I know Mom is pissed a lot. We love her even though she's grumpy and always saying Chicago prefers, Chicago prefers. Who cares what Chicago prefers? I don't.
So anydog, this funny thing happened in the backyard. It was a super duper hot day. Penlapee was wandering around, sniffing every blade of grass before she could decide which one she wanted to pee on. Penlapee is like that.
I was getting hotter and hotter waiting for Penlapee and I noticed that there was a shady spot underneath Mom's nightgown. She hadn't gotten dressed yet because she says people who work at home get to work in their jammies, but I never see Mom do much of any work.
Because of the shady spot, I stuck my head under Mom's nightie. And you won't believe what I saw there. You really will not believe it. MOM WAS NOT WEARING UNNERWARE!
It was the funniest thing I've ever seen. snicker snort NO UNNERWARE! snicker snort Mom looks so funny under her nightie without her pink granny panties! I would describe everything to you but I'm snicker snorting so hard from remembering it that I don't think I can explain it. You have to take my word for it that Mom looks hilarious without unnerware. snicker snort
The man next door was out in his yard. He's nice and he likes me a lot. I thought he could use a good laugh so I took my head out from under the nightie and I barked to get his attention. I tried to say Hey! Come over here and look under Mom's nightie. She's got no unnerware, but I was snicker snorting so much that I couldn't tell him what there was to see. He said, Hi, Franklin, and he went in his garage. Boy, he missed his chance for a snicker snort. snicker snort
I'm so tired from telling this story and snicker snorting so much that I need a nap.
Before I fall asleep, would you like a kiss? Put your face down close to the box with the light in it, and I have my face up close. I'll give you all the kisses you need. I love to kiss, but I'm not kissing Mom under her nightie with no unnerware. Nope. I draw the line there. But you can have a big kiss on your cheek or smack dab on your mouth. Ask me for a kiss anytime. My kisses make every buddy feel better.
Okay. I love you. Bye-bye.
Oh, dog. I was getting excited, but you have clear boundaries. (I have no nightie on.) Drats. I'll have to find the neighborhood mutt.
ReplyDeleteLove to you and your human.
Robyn, are you saying you're going to walk around the neighborhood with no nightie on, looking for a mutt? Will this be on YouTube later? Just wondering...
DeleteIgnore that fox, Robyn.
DeleteThank you both. I needed this.
ReplyDeleteWe're glad if we made you smile.
DeleteCheered me up, Franklin. :) :)
ReplyDeleteGoody, goody gumdrops.
DeleteOh, Franklin. This did make me laugh. What an experience.
ReplyDeleteIt was strange.
DeleteThank you for the laugh, Franklin. It's a dog's life, huh? :)
ReplyDeleteAt this house, a dog's life is good.
DeleteNow that is funny Franklin.
ReplyDeleteMom is always making us laugh.
DeleteI NEEDED this today, Franklin.
ReplyDeleteLove this guy.
It's wunnerful to be loved.
DeleteActually, I'm rather glad the neighbor did not come over to look under Mom's nightie. I doubt he even deserves a peek!
ReplyDeleteDo you think you deserve a peek?
DeleteWhether I "deserve" one is debatable, but I can fantasize, can't I?
DeleteFranklin! Stop telling tales out of school about your Mom and her unnerware, or lack thereof! Shocking!
ReplyDeleteI don't go to school, but Mom says I'm the smartest dog around.
DeleteLoved your story, Franklin!! Can just anyone look under Mom's nightie?
ReplyDeleteI guess so. I haven't seen anyone try, though.
DeleteFranklin !
ReplyDeleteThis is a for family only funny story.
snort snort snicker...
cheers, parsnip and badger
Mom and me we snicker snort together lots.
DeleteTo Janie: Ah, if dogs could really talk, this is just how they'd do it and exactly what they'd want to discuss :D
ReplyDeleteTo Franklin: I smooched you right on the nose - did you feel it?
Thanks for the smiles, you two :)
I felt the kiss! I felt it! My nose was wet, wasn't it?
DeleteHAHAHAHA! Oh Franklin, you had me laughing out loud and it scared the cats. Did that please you?
ReplyDeleteI tried to kiss you through the screen and got an electric shock! HAHA
You should blog more often. We need the smiles!
I should blog more often, but Mom is selfish with the laptop.
DeleteOh Franklin!!! Thank you bunches for the laugh. A great way to start my day :)
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome, Unknown. I don't know if you're Mr. or Ms. Unknown.
DeleteNo underwear, shock horror, not a sight I would like to see but you have a way of telling it t hat makes us laugh
ReplyDeleteMom's friend Misha said that Mom is funny and Mom said, No, it's Franklin who is funny. And I am.
DeleteI always appreciate dog kisses unless I think about where those tongues have been. And what those eyes have seen! Oh, my!
ReplyDeleteTonight I saw Penlapee poop. She didn't even go around the corner of the house to poop. She just pooped right where I couldn't help seeing her. Ick! Pooping should be private.
DeleteThanks for the kiss Franklin.
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome.
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