Hi! Hi, Every Buddy! Hi! Hi! Hi! It's me! It's me me me me mememememememememememememe, Franklin the Bordernese! Kissmas is coming so don't catch a cold that makes you sneeze!
I wanna sing for you today. I heard a song called White Kissmas. I made up my own words to it, so I'll type the words, and you have to imagine the tune. My part is in blue. Penlapee wants to help so her part is in parentheses in pink.
Here we go!
I'm dreaming of a kissy Kissmas
like every Kissmas I've known with Mom (we love our Mom).
When the palace glistens
and Mommy listens
if we tell her a package thief
is on our road (our road, our road, our royal roooooooooo
I'm dream (roooo Penlapee, that's long enough ooad) ing of a kissy Kissmas
each time I see Mom's credit card (she buys doggy toys with the plastic card).
May your moms be merry and bright
and may all your Kissmases be like mine (and miiiiiiiiiine).
I hope your Kissmas includes a meal of delicious kibble and a toy. Be sure to do some butt sniffin', too.
Now I have to work on pretending I'm asleep. I have to get good at it so I can catch Santa Paws in the act on Kissmas Eve.
Okay. I love you. Bye-bye.
Byyyyyyyyye!
Merry Kissmas from all of us!
Merry Kissmas Franklin and Penelope! Tell your mom she's totally pawsome! Love, Zoey
ReplyDeleteHi, Zoey! Hi! Hi! Hi! We'll tell Mom what you said. Our mom loves the way your mom paints on rocks.
DeleteMerry Kissmas Franklin and everyone else in this awesome household. I hope you all have fun. I'm not sure how my guests will react to me butt sniffin' them, but it would be an interesting experiment :)
ReplyDeleteMom always tells Favorite Young Man that it never hurts to try something new.
DeleteI'm looking forward to a Kissmas meal of roast turkey, yams &, of course, a side of kibble!!
ReplyDeleteThe kibble will be the best part. Maybe you can have a doggy biscuit for dessert.
DeleteMerry Kissmas to everyone at your house! Thanks for the song!
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome! Merry Kissmas to you and your Rare One.
DeleteA Merry Kissmas to all.
ReplyDeleteMerry Kissmas!
DeleteYou make me all warm and giggly. I want to kiss and sniff your tuchas, your mom's, and even - if he'll allow it - WDW's. We're family, afterall.
ReplyDeletePS I love your mommy too.
Mommy loves you, but she promises she doesn't love you as much as she loves us. Is your nose wet and cold? I don't think Daddy will like a wet, cold nose in his bottom. He's fussy that way.
DeleteMerry Christmas Franklin and Penelope. Cute song you made up. Love from Laydee(a dog) Susie (a cat) and Ms Buster (a cat) Meow!
ReplyDeleteMerry Kissmas to everyone in your house!
DeleteMerry Kissmass back atcha, all of you! I expect plenty of kibble, but no butt sniffin'!
ReplyDeleteIf you visit our house, you'll get plenty of butt sniffin'. Or something else.
DeleteMerry Kissmass to all! (The part about the royal rooooooooad was hilarious!)
ReplyDeletePenlapee didn't think it was too funny.
DeleteFranklin and Penelope can sit under my Christmas tree anytime.
ReplyDeleteWe're too tall to fit under a Kissmas tree.
DeleteFranklin, sweetie, you're the dog's woof.
ReplyDeleteThat's nice! Thank you.
DeleteMerry Kissmas! :) :)
ReplyDeleteMerry Kissmas, Auntie Rita!
DeleteWe need to come down there and get the band back together:)
ReplyDeleteThat would be fun except that Mom will want to sing along.
DeleteMerry Kissmas sweet boy! I hope mom spoils you ROTTEN over the next few days!!
ReplyDeleteOh, she will.
DeleteMerry Kissmas to all of you!!!
ReplyDeleteMerry Kissmas! Merry Kissmas!
DeleteLate wishes.... sweet BaBoos
ReplyDeletecheers, parsnip and mandibles
And who says there aren't Christmas classics anymore?
ReplyDeletehahaha-so adorable! Merry Kissmas to you too!
ReplyDeleteThanks for that rousing rendition, Franklin and Penelope. Penny was most impressed and so was I, her mere human dad.
ReplyDeletePenny's human dad,
Gary
You are a dear, Franklin! I'm so glad that you and Penlapee enjoy Kissmas so much!
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