Wednesday, April 13, 2016

I JUST DROPPED IN







Still workin' on taxes, and the Dude abides (fishducky, if you say you hate the Coen Brothers again, I'll fly to LA and kiss you on the mouth; you might even get some tongue action).

The Junebug abides, too, doin' taxes for the whole world, with movies on while she works away. Next up is Fargo.

And yes, I can do my taxes with a movie on. The movie keeps me from going completely insane. I'm only halfway there now.


This Junebug still loves you all infinitely. Thinking about starting my own religion and writing a book about it that's blank because my religion has no rules.

My rug ties the room together.

Shut up, Donny.

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  1. I am new here and I think you are FUNNY!!! I agree with you about the taxes. Still working on the nightmare as well AND I,too like background noise. It keeps me from hearing the voices in my head telling me that the IRS is really the devil and this is what hell is going to feel like. Maybe I too should write a book on religion so I can describe what my version of hell is going to be like.

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    1. I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but it turns out I'm not funny after all. I know I'm not because my daughter has told me many times, I know you think you're funny, Mom, but you're not.

      She must be right because she thinks she's a lot like her father. She's really not, though. She's a much better person, and she needs to accept it.

      Since I'm not funny, if you don't want to hang around, I'll understand.

      I usually can't stand background noise, but it's the only way I can stand to do certain jobs.

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    1. It will be okay. It's another journey in life.

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  3. Wait, how many sets of returns are your preparing?

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    1. All of them. For everybody. I want to be the Christ of tax returns. If you haven't done your taxes yet, no need to worry.

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  4. May the Bowling Gods bless you, Janie Junebug, for posting my all-time favourite clip from "The Big Lebowski" !!!!

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    1. I think I could watch Lebowski and the Duderino almost everyday and not get tired of them.

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  5. So glad are taxes are done and we've already gotten refunds.

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  6. Love the kitty.
    I am trying to pay the taxes on line and the government never makes it easy.I pay three income taxes.
    Can not even tell you how sick I am of gov waste and who the promise stuff to for their votes.... argh ! pulling hair out now.

    cheers, parsnip

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    1. If it makes you that upset, then I don't think you should do your taxes. It will confuse thehamish, who is gud, if the nice tall person who feeds him doesn't have hair.

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  7. Ah girl. Don't go crazy. But, if you do, make sure someone video tapes it, because we all want to see that sh#t.

    I read your comment (to my comment) about Robert Downey Jr. on Cherdo's blog. Thanks. I think you might be right about that.

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    1. No one in my immediate circle knows how to make a video and download it, so I have some semblance of privacy. I don't remember what I said about RD, Jr., but you're welcome.

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  8. How can anyone hate the Coen brothers?! Love, love, love that clip--perfect for this day I've had! Thank you!

    (And "Shut up, Donnie" made me giggle-snort!)

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    1. I think Coen Brothers hatred is a form of insanity, but I adore fishducky anyway. I like some crazy people.

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  9. Darlin' if you were closer, I'd help you, but I guess you just have to go this alone. What? I'm curious too about how many you are doing. The cat is hilarious.

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    1. Thank you, but I'm okay. I can do the taxes, but I don't like doing the taxes. I think the cat is great. I'm only known one person who took LSD, or at least one who admitted it. That person had a horrible experience.

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    2. Should be I've instead of I'm. I need to edit myself better.

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  10. I* still hate the Coen Brothers, but if I have a choice I'd rather kiss THEM!!

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  11. I see the taxes are getting to you. I love the cat photo! :-)

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    1. I'm okay with the taxes. They're boring. I hate entering all the information.

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  12. Oh.....the blechhness of doing taxes. I used to do them and then my mind imploded when I had too much going on so now I have this wonderful guy do them....and no, not my hubby.

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    1. Is the wonderful guy cute? I hope so. I love male eye candy.

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    2. Nope....older, very nice, dog lover and married:)

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  13. Always good to come up for air!

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  14. movies and taxes: sounds like a good time to me! Not. I finished my taxes a few weeks ago and it was such a relief. I love the cat on acid!!! Been there... :)

    Michele at Angels Bark

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  15. It's tax season? There's that cat again. I effing love that cat.

    -andi

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    1. Someone else must do your taxes. I love the cat, too.

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  16. WE HAVE THE SAME RELIGION!! I think you are the first person that has ever said that. No rules just what's right.
    Tax on lady.

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    1. I'm so glad you're a daydream believer and a homecoming queen.

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    2. I hope that you are getting much done from your massive to do list. And thank you for the comment on my blog about your migraines. Not that I am happy that you get them but it was comforting to know that you lose vision too. It scares me quite a bit and I have never known anyone else that has that. I also get the trippy prism ring around everything.

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    3. Changes in eyesight are pretty common with migraines. I've had to drive home with my vision partly blocked. No other way to get here, and I don't want to live at Target.

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  17. The Dude sounds like great company for doing taxes. Just have to watch for him distracting you in so many ways--LOL! And Fargo...now you have me wanting to watch both those movies again. Happy taxes! :)

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    1. It's the twentieth anniversary of Fargo! Can you believe it?

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  18. Did fishducky say it? I want her to get some tongue action.
    Love ya,
    Robyn

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    1. She said it, but I need someone to pay for my plane ticket.

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  19. That video was great! Gosh, I would have loved a life doing silly things like that.

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    1. Why did I have to be so damned responsible? I had a wild woman inside of me the entire time.

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  20. Good thing my Bollywod Princess knows a great deal about taxes so I can concentrate on my movie. No, I'm not kidding.

    Hi Janie.

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    1. Hello, Blue dear. It never occurred to me that you were kidding. You go, Princess.

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  21. Are you serious? Fishducky doesn't like the Coen brothers? Maybe they are too much alike, I meain the way their brains work, Fishducky's and the Coen brother's. If you want any help with mouth kisses, I'm closer to her than you are. About 125 miles!

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    1. Fishducky doesn't simply dislike the Coen Bothers. She detests them. You should send her an email with your explanation for her hatred. You are brilliant. I can't get to LA, so please head over there to kiss fishducky for me. Are you willing to stick your tongue in her mouth? She'd like that.

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  22. Just dropping in. ☺ Good luck with your taxes. Great song!

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  23. Ha!!! I like that trippy cat pic. Good luck with taxes!

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  24. JANIE ~
    That's a very funny meme with the cat!

    I made one years ago with a very fuzzy-eyed cat saying, "Your cooking sherry? No, I hasn't seen it." But, you know, when you add dragons in the kitchen, you automatically win.

    ~ D-FensDogG
    'Loyal American Underground'

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    1. I can't take credit for creating the meme. It was on a Big Lebowski Facebook page. The Dude abides, and so do I.

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  25. Good luck! I hope you enjoy the movies and find a refund

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    1. I did indeed discover a refund. Brava for me.

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  26. That cat meme is one of the funniest things that I have EVER seen!!

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    1. I think it's hilarious, too. I've never taken LSD, but that cat's eyes give me an idea of what it must be like.

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  27. I just dropped in t o say hi so Hi until next time be happy and be safe and enjoy life and hid the bodies well

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    1. I don't have anyplace to hide the bodies, so I'll ship one to any blogger who requests a corpse. First come, first served.

      Love,
      Janie

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  28. Funny. I hire someone to do my taxes. Numbers and me, not a good combination.
    Mary at Play off the Page

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    1. I use TurboTax. All I have to do is enter the information.

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  29. Hey Janie,

    I hope you're not still doing your taxes. I remember those days back in Canada when I had to do my taxes. In Britain, it's up to my employee to do my taxes on my behalf.

    Anyhow, all the beast, um, best, my comment will not dragon and on..

    A nice weekend to you, Janie.

    Gary

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    1. Taxes were complete with time to spare. Aaaaaaaahhhhhhh. It is a nice weekend. The weather is beautiful. Franklin has spent most of the day outside. The back door is open. He can come in when he wants. He relishes good weather like the good Florida dog he is.

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