It's time for more great search terms people -- and I use the word "people" loosely -- have used to find my blog.
Elvis Aaron Schwarz couldn't believe that someone would Google any of these searches.
|Hi! Remember me?|
I'm Elvis Aaron Schwarz.
I can't believe that someone would Google any of these searches.
Uh-oh, here we go:
Let's start with "alarm fur cobra movie scary." Huh?
"british rock star with bad teeth" -- this one I get
"chubby amateur women" as opposed to chubby professional women, I suppose
"no teeth woman" would be desirable for a smoother . . . let's not go there
"woman bad" -- I beg your pardon?
And now my two favorites (I can't decide which of these is better):
"fuck my company" or "girl with penis tits" -- which do you prefer?
I apologize, but I don't have a photo for "penis tits."
Please feel free to use your imagination.
Infinities of love,