It's time for more great search terms people -- and I use the word "people" loosely -- have used to find my blog.
Elvis Aaron Schwarz couldn't believe that someone would Google any of these searches.
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| Hi! Remember me? I'm Elvis Aaron Schwarz. I can't believe that someone would Google any of these searches.
Uh-oh, here we go:
Let's start with "alarm fur cobra movie scary." Huh?
"british rock star with bad teeth" -- this one I get
"chubby amateur women" as opposed to chubby professional women, I suppose
"no teeth woman" would be desirable for a smoother . . . let's not go there
"woman bad" -- I beg your pardon?
And now my two favorites (I can't decide which of these is better):
"fuck my company" or "girl with penis tits" -- which do you prefer?
I apologize, but I don't have a photo for "penis tits."
Please feel free to use your imagination.
Infinities of love,
Janie Junebug
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I do like chubby amateur women, but the 'fuck my company' is better, maybe because of the cuss word....lol. Gotta hand it to you, these some are pretty screwed up searches....:)
ReplyDeleteIt's difficult to beat the f-bomb.
DeleteOh Janie, I don't know what that would look like even when I try sketching, not to mention my imagination.
ReplyDeleteAnd you have such a good imagination! I thought that you of all people would give us an image.
DeleteWow! Unbelievable!
ReplyDeleteHow come some people are SO WEIRD while you & I are SO NORMAL?
ReplyDeleteI know! 'Tis a conundrum.
DeleteOh my! Who knew Snow White was such a dirty whore!!?
ReplyDeleteThe photo of that old woman with no teeth was horrifying. I love the Keep Calm and Fuck Off. Perhaps I can make it into a small sign I can just whip outta my purse when need be.
ReplyDeleteI love that sign. I work it into my blog whenever possible. In fact, I might change the title of my blog to "Keep Calm And Fuck Off." Seriously. It would also be a great name for a band or the title of a self-help book.
DeleteIs that first person who I think it is?! If so, girl, you have made my month!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteIt's Elvis Aaron Schwarz of course! Some people think he bears a strong resemblance to an actor.
DeleteI wish people could find me through weird searches, but alas... my number one search term was "surviving Boys". Excellent work Google, well played.
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