Tuesday, February 25, 2020

PENELOPE SPEAKS: IT'S ABOUT TIME

Hello. It is I, Penelope. I have been waiting and waiting to get my paws on Lappy (what a stupid name). I know you are absolutely dying to see what I got for Kissmas. I am even more fashionable than usual.

Let's start with my sweater because I have definitely needed it. It has been cold. I don't know why Mom Mom allows it to get so cold.

Isn't it a lovely pattern? It's soft, too.



 Mom Mom wanted me to get up while she photographed me, but I wasn't in the mood.


I know I'm adorable. You needn't tell me over and over––unless you really want to do so.

Now, these are my red jammies.


Aren't I sleek in them? Mom Mom says I'm getting love handles from all the pretzels and cheese puffs that Grandma shares with me. Love handles? How absurd.


I get sleepy when I wear my red jammies. I want to take a nap.



That idiot Franklin dressed up for Kissmas, too. He has lots of fur and doesn't need jammies and a sweater the way I do because he is never cold, so he wore a banana. HAHAHA! It's not a banana. It's a bandanna. I bet some of you believed me when I typed banana! HAHAHA!



All right. That is all.


Signing off as Supermodel Penelope.

Don't tell anyone, but I really like the food Grandma shares. I even like Grandma.

Tuesday, February 4, 2020

NUTCRACKERS GALORE

Gentle Readers . . . and Maxwell,

Before Penelope finally gets her turn to show off her Kissmas presents, you might enjoy seeing the way a friend of mine decorates for the holidays. She has a very large collection of nutcrackers, and I took some photos of them this year.





She has so many nutcrackers that I couldn't get all of them in one shot! Next year I need to get down on the floor to get some close-ups. The problem is that I when I'm down, I can't get back up.

Thank you, my dear friend, for sharing your nutcrackers with us.


Infinities of love,

Janie Junebug

Monday, February 3, 2020

FRANKLIN FRIDAY ON MONDAY: THE NEXT BEST KISSMAS PRESENT

Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!
Hi! It's me, Franklin. Do you like the way I made my HIs get bigger and be in different colors? That's something new that I figured out. I bet no other buddy knows how to do that.

Sometimes I sing my HI! Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii! 🎶 

Did you hear me? I hope you heard me. I am just as good as Randy Rainbow.


You already know about my very best Kissmas present. It's Grandma! I want to keep her furever.



On Kissmas we had treats and fun times, and then I got my next best Kissmas present. Santa Paws brought it.

Look! I have my very own sofa bed.


Last Kissmas Penlapee got a sofa bed. I got the not a doughnut. I never knew what to do with the not a doughnut. Mom says that some other doggy might like the not a doughnut and that I am definitely a sofa bed man.

It's so comfy and cozy. During the day Mom puts it in the family room and at night it's in the bedroom. I can curl up on it whenever I want.


Writing all this and looking at the pitchers makes me sleepy. Grandma wants me to sit on her foot, but maybe she can wait a little while because I need a nap.


Goodnight and I'll see you later.

Okay I love you bye bye zzzzzzzzz