Wednesday, October 31, 2012

HAPPY HALLOWEENIE!

Gentle Readers . . . and Maxwell,

Elvis Aaron Schwarz is going to dress as Captain Jack Sparrow for Halloween.

Hi! Remember me?
I'm Elvis Aaron Schwarz.
I'm dressing as Captain Jack Sparrow for Halloween.
Here I am in my costume.

I, of course, will dress as a feisty wench in need of rescue by the captain.



That's me, on the right. Don't you love the way my bodacious ta-tas peek out from my low-cut costume?

Happy Halloweenie!

Infinities of love,

Guess who!


29 comments:

  1. Love your humor, Janie. Looks as though he's staring at your ta-tas too.

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    1. Men ALWAYS stare at my ta-tas. It's an occupational hazard.

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  2. We all know you are much better than Kiera Knightley and could knock her out with just one of your knockers! She may have a pretty face but I'm not a fan of her 12 year old boy body and I bet Elvis Aaron Shwarz is much happier to have your womanly body instead ;)
    Happy Halloween!!

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  3. Frankestein? You are so adorable Janie, you make me smile, I'm sure you make Elvin Aaron Schwarz smile.

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  4. I'm avoiding Halloween by going to a spin class at my gym. I'm a miserable bastard.

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  5. +I have a major pain in my hip so I'm going as a cripple!!

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  6. Seriously, this obsession has GOT to stop! We're all here for you when you're ready to admit you have a problem.

    Loves!!

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  7. Happy Halloween to you too. And I so agree with you about the President. We do need him so much. I don't want to be political on my blog, but sometimes it's so hard to keep one's mouth shut. As with this privatizing FEMA that Romney thinks or I should say at one time thought was a great idea. I can just imagine big corporations swooping down to save us in a disaster. And then I guess leave a bill for services rendered.

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    1. I'm so glad we are of the same mind, Inger. I don't want to be a political blogger, but at times I have to say something.

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  8. In 1993 I dressed up as a tampon. In 1999, as a crazed pregnant mental patient. It's been downhill ever since.

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    1. I always dress as a lunatic. I mean, everyday.

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  9. Hi Janie .. if only!! Long may I wish those days return .. ta tas in or out .. who cares - just having that look and bodacious body ..

    Bliss .. perhaps I might take myself off to bed to dream on?! Cheers Hilary

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  10. be still my heart!! Johnny!! no matter if it is someone dressed up as him :)

    Have a safe Halloween!

    betty

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    1. I love Johnny, but I love Elvis Aaron Schwarz even more.

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  11. Your ta-tas are most bodacious indeed! I wish mine still were. Sadly, these days mine seems to inspire screams and sadness.

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    1. You need a good push-up bra from Victoria's Secret. Then you'll be ready to parade those ta-tas for all the world to admire.

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  12. This will probably be the first year on my life (Navy excluded) that I will probably not have any ghouls at the door. We live up a dirt road with only four houses and only one family has kids that are tweens or teens. So I can watch TV and play on the PC without interruptions. Sounds like a good night for me.

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    1. I saw a wad of kids out on my street but nobody came to the door, thank God.

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  13. HAPPY HALLOWEEN! And, thank you for the pic of Captain Jack. Love the man. No joke. lol I'm beginning to think I'm secretly meant to get lost at sea, only to be found by a sexy pirate and enter a world of mystery, fantasy, and...well...ahem. It's Halloween...a gal can dream.

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